I have never been able to drink Mountain Dew. Lets just say I was trapped in a basement during a tornado and my uncle needed to relieve himself and the mountain dew bottle that was once empty became warm and full.
No one is mad at you, this was a great thread! And you are a good sport to keep in there even when you thought people were mad at you- which we weren't!
I hope you didn't get your feelings hurt, we used to do this type of stuff a long time ago and it just made the commmunity closer is all. Think of it as a short hop to de-stressing in your day!