Mine are 'You're aaaaaaalright' said in a very patronising tone which makes people laugh as I say it in the most inappropriate situations.
'Go for it',
'Could you job all that?' (could you eat all that?),
'Kop for that' (hold that)
Ay-up (hello)
'You're havin a giraffe?' (You're havin a laugh)
Wicked
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