Why in the world do you spend so much time in water? Water is bad, mom!!!
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What would your cat ask you?
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Midway - "Where's the food? When are you refilling the bowls? I'm hungry, what's there to eat?" Or - "Why can't I go outside? Why don't you play the chase game right when I do make it outside?" (Little *bleep* will run 10 feet or behind a bush and wait until you almost get him and then run 10 feet more or to the next bush and wait and on and on.)
Montressor - "When are you going to bed? Don't you know I want you to go to bed right now? Can't you hurry to bed?"
Shadow - "Why are these two jokers here? Haven't I shown my displeasure over not being an only cat over the last 14 years sufficiently? When are they going to disappear?" Or - "Why did you stop petting me? Do I have to smack you with my claws out again to get you to restart the pettings?"
Montressor - "When are you going to bed? Don't you know I want you to go to bed right now? Can't you hurry to bed?"
Shadow - "Why are these two jokers here? Haven't I shown my displeasure over not being an only cat over the last 14 years sufficiently? When are they going to disappear?" Or - "Why did you stop petting me? Do I have to smack you with my claws out again to get you to restart the pettings?"
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Most mornings at 4:30...
Porthos: How does this work again? (turns nightstand touch lamp on)
Me: Please... get your butt out of my face, and TURN OFF THE LIGHT!
Porthos: Ooh yeah! It's breakfast time! purrs...
There's more but this is my funniest story. My cat is too smart for his own good.
Porthos: How does this work again? (turns nightstand touch lamp on)
Me: Please... get your butt out of my face, and TURN OFF THE LIGHT!
Porthos: Ooh yeah! It's breakfast time! purrs...
There's more but this is my funniest story. My cat is too smart for his own good.
Do we have to get up? Can't we stay here all day?
You said we are going hiking right? This is not a trip to the vet is it?
Its only 80 degrees in here.... can you toss some more wood into that thing?
You are gonna help me out of that icy cold water if I don't make this jump...right?
This is great! Can we have Christmas tomorrow too?
This is perfect! Can you get the sun to stay where its at now?
I'm tired, can I ride on your shoulder the rest of the way home?
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You said we are going hiking right? This is not a trip to the vet is it?
Its only 80 degrees in here.... can you toss some more wood into that thing?
You are gonna help me out of that icy cold water if I don't make this jump...right?
This is great! Can we have Christmas tomorrow too?
This is perfect! Can you get the sun to stay where its at now?
I'm tired, can I ride on your shoulder the rest of the way home?
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