I got this in an e-mail and thought it was kind of cute. I hope it doesn't offend anyone though and if it does, I can remove it. The cat is not thrilled, but is obviously not being harmed, so I thought it was kind of cute.
What happens when you have
> 1) nothing to do
> 2) a sharp knife
> 3) a large lime
> 4) a patient cat
> 5) too much tequila
> 6) and it's football season?