What do you repeatedly say to your cats?

[karmasmom]

All day long I find myself saying the following things...
Monkey STOP
Get off my leg!
I am not chew toy
How can you be so cute but yet so devilish, I don't get it.
Look at the cute little Funky Monkey unkey.(while rubbing her belly)

Monkey is Karmas nick name. Pretty much the only time we call her Karma is when she has really gotten into trouble. She know when I say Karma to stop whatever she is doing and listen.

 

[leto86]

All my boys hear every single day, multiple times a day... "You are so smokin' hot!"

I also Pddrrow to them very often.

 

[pekoe & nigel]

"Whose dirty bum was on my bed?", said entirely too often when I walk into my room and notice suspicious marks on the sheets.

 

[luckygirl]

to LuckyGirl, "are you my pretty girl?" "who's so pretty, are you pretty?" and she beams!

to Louie, "hims so handsome" I always say "hims" for some reason, it sounds cuter!

And "does him love hims daddy?" and "hims daddy's best friend!"

Then of course there's "LOUIEEEEEE!!!!! Leave the turtle alone!!!" And "LUCK, GET OUTTA MY WOK!!!"

 

[starryeyedtiger]

Kojak - "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" - i say it soo much i bet he thinks his name is "NO!"

He's into EVERYTHING now- he's all kitten

Velvet- I carry her around everywhere and call her my sweet little baby

Isabella- mommy's little princess / princess prissy pants/ SNOB! She's soo stuck up

Jasmine " come here sugar momma!" "luv ya sugs!" (she's our little sugar momma

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Abilene- "hey sweet girl" / "Abbie, stop being a B#$%^!" (she gets in moods!

my bottle babies- "sweetheart, honey/ stuff like that" When i ask them if they want their bottles they start screaming at the top of their lungs

 

[sweets]

To Pipsqueek, its either BELLYRUUUUUUUUUUUB to which he will jump up on his chair and roll over, or Pipsqueek OUT! I don't like him going behind the furniture so whenever I see him heading that way, I stop him. He knows that word! Or I'm RIGHT here as he goes around the house meowing for me.

To Frantic: Go lie down baby. He likes to sit on the back of the couch and play with my hair. He also knows the word Kisses and headbutts my lips as I give him a kiss on top of his head. Frantic, leave your brother alone usually follows them up the stairs as he chases Pipsqueek

 

[rapunzel47]

To Cindy (my tease) and Suzy (my martyr): OK, you two, I don't care who started it, BOTH of you stop -- NOW!

To Fawn: yes, I KNOW you're cute!

 

[bonnie1965]

to Daphne: No, no, NOOO, nonononono, NO!, oh my god what was I thinking I will never get any sleep again, aww lookit that adorable little tummy, whose the most precious little angel in the whole wide world, NO! GET DOWN THIS MINUTE!, oh lord you're gonna kill me, Sebastian is a nice guy stop biting his butt, don't scream when you started it, of course you don't want the expensive food, (with her gentle paw on my face) I love you baby girl.

To Seb: I'm so sorry sweetie

, stop chewing on her head, you're such a good boy, where's Daphne?, who's my snoogie woogy punkin bear?

 

[Moz]

To Squee: "Crazy!", "Are you crazy? Do you have no sanity?", "Look at my crazy girl!"

To Scratch: "Pretty lady!", "Would you like a chin rub?", "AUGHH SCRATCH YOU STINK!"

 

[darkeyedgirl]

To Snickers: "Babyboy"

To Dusty: "Sweets!"

To Hammie: "Booger Breath!" or "Stinky" cuz his bum smells sometimes

 

[lnbandcats]

I call to my girls Where are my ittie bittie tittie kitties? (well, you wanted to know)
Too many nicknames to count
Never a yell, because they are purrrfect!
Hunny bunnies come to bed!

 

[starryeyedtiger]

Originally Posted by Bonnie1965

to Daphne: No, no, NOOO, nonononono, NO!, oh my god what was I thinking I will never get any sleep again

omg! you had me laughing my butt off! i think the same things about my kitties sometimes

 

[kluchetta]

Smudge: "Smudge, you're a doofus!"
Elsa: "I'm gonna GET you!" (and she gets crazy and lies down for a belly rub)
Nadette: "Are you my pretty girl?"
Clyde: "Clyde, oh Clyde! Oh, that's right, you can't hear me."
Tigger: "I just fed you!!!"

 

[althekitty]

I tell Alan how much i love him all the time!!! I can't help it, I just love him to bits. When I am on the phone to family or friends he kind of chirps when I mention his name and sits there looking so gorgeous!! He is about to walk on keyboard and add something!!! I think he thinks I am soft, I can't discipline him at all, thats Daddy's job!!!

 

[4badcats]

Max - "NO! Get down...........NO! Get down.............."
Ben - "Is it dinner time for Ben?!" (it is permanently Ben's dinner time!!)
Melchett - "Stop swearing at the kittens!!!" (he is foul mouthed to them both!!!

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[anakat]

All I ever hear in our house is "Shut up Tolly"

 

[momofmany]

Stumpy: you're so handsome!! (he's old, scrawny, missing most of his teeth and half of his tail so I bolster his self image)

Muddy: UP? UP? (when he wants to be picked up)

Dakota: What? (he walks around and calls out for me a lot)

Spanky: I think not (as he tries to sneak out the door)

Koko: Those are my toes (as she tried to nibble on them)

Scarlett: Scarletta!! Where's my little princess? (when I want a snuggle)

Eightball: you answer to anything don't you? (you say anyone's name and he comes running)

Oscar: Doodles! (short for Oscar-doodle-do, he likes to be talked to)

Pinky: want to watch animal planet? (he loves that station)

Sage: ah-ya-ya, ah-ya-ya, muffin, muffin, muffin cat (sung to a reggae song, he is our muffin cat or the muffinator)

Bob: out again? (he thinks the doors are revolving)

And the dogs: PUPPIES!!! or Kiss Me or that's a kitty toy, not a doggie toy

 

[zissou'smom]

Zissou gets "Good girl!" "Come here!" "I love you" and "noooo, no, NO!" quite often.

 

[margecat]

'"STOP IT, RIGHT NOW!!!!"

"NO, LOKI, NO!!!"

"BAD LOKI!!!!"

"Sexxxy boy!"

MargeCat

 

[margecat]

Originally Posted by Momofmany

Stumpy: you're so handsome!! (he's old, scrawny, missing most of his teeth and half of his tail so I bolster his self image)

Muddy: UP? UP? (when he wants to be picked up)

Dakota: What? (he walks around and calls out for me a lot)

Spanky: I think not (as he tries to sneak out the door)

Koko: Those are my toes (as she tried to nibble on them)

Scarlett: Scarletta!! Where's my little princess? (when I want a snuggle)

Eightball: you answer to anything don't you? (you say anyone's name and he comes running)

Oscar: Doodles! (short for Oscar-doodle-do, he likes to be talked to)

Pinky: want to watch animal planet? (he loves that station)

Sage: ah-ya-ya, ah-ya-ya, muffin, muffin, muffin cat (sung to a reggae song, he is our muffin cat or the muffinator)

Bob: out again? (he thinks the doors are revolving)

And the dogs: PUPPIES!!! or Kiss Me or that's a kitty toy, not a doggie toy

I do that with Hobbes--he'd old, walks kinda funny, etc.--but I tell him he's a ladies' man, and quite the dashing fellow. I also tell him that he has the way with the ladies, and that he's the sexiest gentleman on the block!

MargeCat