The only way I could afford one...MAKE one myself. Meet Gravesly, my Halloween butler. Yes, he was a royal pain to make. He will NOT have a girlfriend!
Thanks! The program person at work at first talked about maybe using him for a book display, but, after she saw the pics, she said he'd be too scary for the kids. I told her I could replace the red eyes, but she still thinks he's scary! I don't think he is ; a bit odd-looking (sort of a Ben Franklin turned zombie), but not really scary to me. Then again, I've been living with him for 3 weeks...
And the cats no longer fear him. Drat. It was fun to watch them discover him a few weeks ago! I'm waiting for one to pee on Gravesly's leg!