conversation goes like this...
hi dad how are you.
dad: ok, you know your a real pig sometimes.
nice to talk to you also dad, glad to hear you are missing me.
so you want to tell me what you are mad about or are we going to keep
calling each other names.
dad: why did you put your dirty socks in the litter box.
me:
dad: then how did the socks get in there, i dont think the cats put them there.
me well must have been a ghost then, who else.
click.....lol guess he hung up on me