1. You're enjoying a quiet Sunday afternoon reading when suddenly you hear a knock at the door. It's Frosty The Snowman. What do you do?
Take his "Magic Hat"!!
2. You're at work for another day of drudgery and witnessing your co-worker (who you hate) to be more lazy than usual. At lunch time your boss pulls you aside and asks for opinions on how your co-worker is handling work. What do you tell your boss?
The truth that he/she is a lazy SOB and someone needs to light a fire under his/her butt!
3. You're at a walk up ice cream stand on a beautiful, hot sunny day like today. What would you order and who do you imagine to be there with you?
Something with chocolate of some sort and my grandson would be who I'd wish would be there
4. When was the last time you had a tickle fight?
My son tried this about a week ago, after he tortured his girlfriend with one
5. Whatâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s the most special edible treat your kitties have ever enjoyed?
We had no can cat food so they got the real can of tuna
6. You're in a restaurant with a girlfriend. You came to this restaurant in particular becuase you were in the mood to order dessert after the meal. To your surprise, your friend passes on dessert, but when yours comes, suddenly, (it's always suddenly in these questions) your friend asks you to split the dessert in half with her. You had an exceptionally light meal and really wanted the whole dessert. What do you do?
a) I'm glad that my friend wants to try. I know she will like it. "Waiter... extra fork for my friend please?"
b) I'm a little annoyed. NOW she wants dessert? I tell her she can have some, but not half.
c) I'm a little annoyed, but I give her half and try to act natural.
d) I laugh and say, "No way Jose!"
e) I get haughty and say, "Fine!!! Have the whole darn thing why don't you!?"
f) I pretend that I am full and insist that she has the whole dessert.
g) I catch the waiter and ask for an identical dessert for my friend.
h) I start crying.
7. A good friend of yours has invited you to watch a movie in the theatre that you are sure wonâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t be any good. What do you do?
a) Demand that you see something else or you wonâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t go.
b) Decide not to go at all.
c) Go anyway and try to enjoy it.
d) Go anyway and complain a lot during and after the movie.
e) Go anyway and only complain after the movie.
f) Go directly to jail and do not collect 200 dollars.
g) Go insane from the drastic life changing possibilities the opportunity holds.
8. Your co-worker (whom you don't really like) is sitting next to you at a meeting with a booger sticking slightly out of the nostril and you notice. In a moment or two, all the attention will be on that person, but you're the only one close enough to discreetly advise your co-worker about said booger. The rest of the people in the room don't really know your co-worker. What do you do?
What booger? I don't like them anyway right?
9. Make a rhyming sentence or two with the word "Susie". At least one of the words (or a combination of words example: "see me" rhymes with "creamy") must rhyme with Susie.
Woosy Susie is a floosy.........
10. When was the last time you had bad gas?
Girls don't have gas........
11. What's your favorite thing to cook when it is cold outside?
Chili
12. Does a tan turn you on?
Depends on who it's attached to
13. Has anyone ever given you a "dutch oven"?
Probably in a pots and pans set
14. Have you ever fallen in love with someone you weren't physically attracted to?
Not sure about that one
15. What movie is on your mind that you really want to see?
Mr. & Mrs. Smith
16. What kind of compliments flatter you the most?
Have you lost weight?
17. Do you wear a one piece or two piece bathingsuit/swimsuit?
Tankini
18. Who do you wish would post a pic in the pic thread that is normally too shy?
I don't know very many that well
19. You're in a hurry driving somewhere when suddenly *gasp* you get pulled over for speeding. What do you do?
a) Cry.
b) Play dumb.
c) Bawl.
d) Wait for the cop to get out and then speed away.
e) Wait for the cop to get out and run him over.
f) Be on my best behavior and hope that the cop doesn't give me a ticket.
g) Ask to take a breathalyzer test.
h) Act grumpy.
i) Deny that you were speeding.
j) Some combination of a, b and c.
20. You are searching for books in a library when suddenly your second-worst nightmare comes true… You cut the cheese! There are some people nearby who must have heard, or saw you in the act, but you werenâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t looking towards them when you honked. What do you do now Diane!!! What do you do?!?!?
a) Pretend like nothing happened and continue searching where you are.
b) Immediately move to another part of the library.
c) Laugh at yourself and carry on doing what you were doing.
d) Run out of the library in sheer embarrassment trying not to make eye contact with anyone who may have heard.
e) Look to see who noticed and say “excuse meâ€.
f) Blame it on the person nearest to you.
g) Blame no one, but vehemently deny it was you if anyone says anything.
h) Cry
i) Let another one rip really loud. Thatâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]ll showâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]em!
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Take his "Magic Hat"!!
2. You're at work for another day of drudgery and witnessing your co-worker (who you hate) to be more lazy than usual. At lunch time your boss pulls you aside and asks for opinions on how your co-worker is handling work. What do you tell your boss?
The truth that he/she is a lazy SOB and someone needs to light a fire under his/her butt!
3. You're at a walk up ice cream stand on a beautiful, hot sunny day like today. What would you order and who do you imagine to be there with you?
Something with chocolate of some sort and my grandson would be who I'd wish would be there
4. When was the last time you had a tickle fight?
My son tried this about a week ago, after he tortured his girlfriend with one
5. Whatâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s the most special edible treat your kitties have ever enjoyed?
We had no can cat food so they got the real can of tuna
6. You're in a restaurant with a girlfriend. You came to this restaurant in particular becuase you were in the mood to order dessert after the meal. To your surprise, your friend passes on dessert, but when yours comes, suddenly, (it's always suddenly in these questions) your friend asks you to split the dessert in half with her. You had an exceptionally light meal and really wanted the whole dessert. What do you do?
a) I'm glad that my friend wants to try. I know she will like it. "Waiter... extra fork for my friend please?"
b) I'm a little annoyed. NOW she wants dessert? I tell her she can have some, but not half.
c) I'm a little annoyed, but I give her half and try to act natural.
d) I laugh and say, "No way Jose!"
e) I get haughty and say, "Fine!!! Have the whole darn thing why don't you!?"
f) I pretend that I am full and insist that she has the whole dessert.
g) I catch the waiter and ask for an identical dessert for my friend.
h) I start crying.
7. A good friend of yours has invited you to watch a movie in the theatre that you are sure wonâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t be any good. What do you do?
a) Demand that you see something else or you wonâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t go.
b) Decide not to go at all.
c) Go anyway and try to enjoy it.
d) Go anyway and complain a lot during and after the movie.
e) Go anyway and only complain after the movie.
f) Go directly to jail and do not collect 200 dollars.
g) Go insane from the drastic life changing possibilities the opportunity holds.
8. Your co-worker (whom you don't really like) is sitting next to you at a meeting with a booger sticking slightly out of the nostril and you notice. In a moment or two, all the attention will be on that person, but you're the only one close enough to discreetly advise your co-worker about said booger. The rest of the people in the room don't really know your co-worker. What do you do?
What booger? I don't like them anyway right?
9. Make a rhyming sentence or two with the word "Susie". At least one of the words (or a combination of words example: "see me" rhymes with "creamy") must rhyme with Susie.
Woosy Susie is a floosy.........
10. When was the last time you had bad gas?
Girls don't have gas........
11. What's your favorite thing to cook when it is cold outside?
Chili
12. Does a tan turn you on?
Depends on who it's attached to
13. Has anyone ever given you a "dutch oven"?
Probably in a pots and pans set
14. Have you ever fallen in love with someone you weren't physically attracted to?
Not sure about that one
15. What movie is on your mind that you really want to see?
Mr. & Mrs. Smith
16. What kind of compliments flatter you the most?
Have you lost weight?
17. Do you wear a one piece or two piece bathingsuit/swimsuit?
Tankini
18. Who do you wish would post a pic in the pic thread that is normally too shy?
I don't know very many that well
19. You're in a hurry driving somewhere when suddenly *gasp* you get pulled over for speeding. What do you do?
a) Cry.
b) Play dumb.
c) Bawl.
d) Wait for the cop to get out and then speed away.
e) Wait for the cop to get out and run him over.
f) Be on my best behavior and hope that the cop doesn't give me a ticket.
g) Ask to take a breathalyzer test.
h) Act grumpy.
i) Deny that you were speeding.
j) Some combination of a, b and c.
20. You are searching for books in a library when suddenly your second-worst nightmare comes true… You cut the cheese! There are some people nearby who must have heard, or saw you in the act, but you werenâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t looking towards them when you honked. What do you do now Diane!!! What do you do?!?!?
a) Pretend like nothing happened and continue searching where you are.
b) Immediately move to another part of the library.
c) Laugh at yourself and carry on doing what you were doing.
d) Run out of the library in sheer embarrassment trying not to make eye contact with anyone who may have heard.
e) Look to see who noticed and say “excuse meâ€.
f) Blame it on the person nearest to you.
g) Blame no one, but vehemently deny it was you if anyone says anything.
h) Cry
i) Let another one rip really loud. Thatâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]ll showâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]em!
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