Nicole (Bengal Cats) sent me this in an e-mail, and I thought it was so good I wanted to post it here...hope you don't mind me posting your e-mail, Nicole!
Please enjoy this.......YA YA SISTERHOOD:
>> The Q & A of Ya Ya sisterhood.
>>
>> Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
>> A: No, 35 children is enough.
>>
>> Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby
>> move?
>> A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
>>
>>
>> Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a
>> baby's sex?
>> A: Childbirth.
>>
>> Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody
>> that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
>> A: So what's your question?
>>
>> Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain
>> I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
>> A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be
>> called an air current.
>>
>> Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
>> A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
>>
>> Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the
>> delivery room while my wife is in labor?
>> A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to
>> you.
>>
>> Q: Is there anything I should avoid while
>> recovering from childbirth?
>> A: Yes, pregnancy.
>>
>> Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
>> A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very
>> quickly.
>>
>> Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife
>> begin to feel and act normal again?
>> A: When the kids are in college.
>>
>> "THE YA YA ESTROGEN ISSUES"
>>
>> 10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "ESTROGEN ISSUES"
>>
>> 1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
>> 2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese
>> omelet.
>> 3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your
>> jeans.
>> 4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything
>> you say.
>> 5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up
>> every bumper sticker that says "How's my
>> driving-call
>> 1-800-***-."
>> 6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to
>> batting practice.
>> 8. You can't believe they don't make a tampon
>> bigger than Super Plus.
>> 9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive
>> you crazy.
>> 10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought
>> it yesterday.
>>
>> TOP TEN THINGS ONLY YA YA SISTERS UNDERSTAND
>>
>> 10. Cats or dog's facial expressions.
>> 9. The need for the same style of shoes in
>> different colors.
>> 8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.
>> 7. Fat clothes.
>> 6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your
>> best time.
>> 5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream,
>> off-white, and eggshell.
>> 4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow.
>> 3. Eyelash curlers.
>> 2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever
>> made.
>> AND, the Number One thing only women understand
>> OTHER Yaya sisters!
>>
>> Don't let the past hold you back; you're missing
>> the good stuff!
Please enjoy this.......YA YA SISTERHOOD:
>> The Q & A of Ya Ya sisterhood.
>>
>> Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
>> A: No, 35 children is enough.
>>
>> Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby
>> move?
>> A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
>>
>>
>> Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a
>> baby's sex?
>> A: Childbirth.
>>
>> Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody
>> that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
>> A: So what's your question?
>>
>> Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain
>> I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
>> A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be
>> called an air current.
>>
>> Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
>> A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
>>
>> Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the
>> delivery room while my wife is in labor?
>> A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to
>> you.
>>
>> Q: Is there anything I should avoid while
>> recovering from childbirth?
>> A: Yes, pregnancy.
>>
>> Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
>> A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very
>> quickly.
>>
>> Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife
>> begin to feel and act normal again?
>> A: When the kids are in college.
>>
>> "THE YA YA ESTROGEN ISSUES"
>>
>> 10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "ESTROGEN ISSUES"
>>
>> 1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
>> 2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese
>> omelet.
>> 3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your
>> jeans.
>> 4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything
>> you say.
>> 5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up
>> every bumper sticker that says "How's my
>> driving-call
>> 1-800-***-."
>> 6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to
>> batting practice.
>> 8. You can't believe they don't make a tampon
>> bigger than Super Plus.
>> 9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive
>> you crazy.
>> 10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought
>> it yesterday.
>>
>> TOP TEN THINGS ONLY YA YA SISTERS UNDERSTAND
>>
>> 10. Cats or dog's facial expressions.
>> 9. The need for the same style of shoes in
>> different colors.
>> 8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.
>> 7. Fat clothes.
>> 6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your
>> best time.
>> 5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream,
>> off-white, and eggshell.
>> 4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow.
>> 3. Eyelash curlers.
>> 2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever
>> made.
>> AND, the Number One thing only women understand
>> OTHER Yaya sisters!
>>
>> Don't let the past hold you back; you're missing
>> the good stuff!
