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Things you never thought you'd say...
- Thread starter sandtigress
- Start Date
That is the explanation that goes with:
"Noodles is spinning the TP roll again."
Don't you just love when they do that?!
"Quit picking on the carpet / my bed / your sister!"
"Clean that butt"
"I think it's covered!" (said to Chester or Ariel when they're in the litterbox, or to Ariel when she's "burying" her food)
"Get out of your sister's / brother's butt!"
"I don't want to see your butt"
"peanuts, would you PLEASE clean your butt so i don't have to? you smell!"
"socks, stop being over-affectionate, you're supposed to be neutered!"
...lol...if i think of more (and i'm sure there's more!) i'll post them!
"socks, stop being over-affectionate, you're supposed to be neutered!"
...lol...if i think of more (and i'm sure there's more!) i'll post them!
Trying to cheer myself up, so I'm thinking of the funny things that cats have got me saying...
"This pine scented litter smells quite nice"
"Boris will you stop trying to hump your mother..or I will re-neuter you"
"Theodore stop licking daddy's armpit" (you must think we have some strange cats)
"For the hundredth time, can you guys PLEASE leave the Christmas tree alone"
"Where's my Gizzy Gizzy Gum drops?" (said in a ridiculous baby voice)
"This pine scented litter smells quite nice"
"Boris will you stop trying to hump your mother..or I will re-neuter you"
"Theodore stop licking daddy's armpit" (you must think we have some strange cats)
"For the hundredth time, can you guys PLEASE leave the Christmas tree alone"
"Where's my Gizzy Gizzy Gum drops?" (said in a ridiculous baby voice)
Was that you, Milo? Did you leave a potato-chip fart?!
(That is my term for a poot that oddly enough smells like the grease you whiff when you open a bag of potato chips. Needless to say, I practically
whenever I open a bag!)
Said to the dog (Princess) ' Thats the cats bum not yours. Leave it alone.'
The wall wont fit in the litter box.
Don't you dare spew on my bed.
EWWW . OMG what have you been eating. The other cats don't smell that bad.
Can't there be fresh litter in the tray for 5 mins.
What am I your personal doorman/woman. I'm not gonna open the front door so you can walk out the back door.(altho I always do)
No. Its dark out and you have had dinner no more outside today.
to my othar half, " Quick babe shut the bedroom window so the sneaky lil witch cant get out ."
KINK GET OUT OF THAT. OMG you are not meant to beable to get up there.
The wall wont fit in the litter box.
Don't you dare spew on my bed.
EWWW . OMG what have you been eating. The other cats don't smell that bad.
Can't there be fresh litter in the tray for 5 mins.
What am I your personal doorman/woman. I'm not gonna open the front door so you can walk out the back door.(altho I always do)
No. Its dark out and you have had dinner no more outside today.
to my othar half, " Quick babe shut the bedroom window so the sneaky lil witch cant get out ."
KINK GET OUT OF THAT. OMG you are not meant to beable to get up there.
Davidson! Stop drinking from the toilet!!
Stop licking your brothers butt, he can do that himself!
Stop meowing so loud, I'm right here, and yes, I can hear you.
If you fall into that fish tank, you will NOT be happy, and we will laugh at you.
Must you clean yourself on the counter? I JUST cleaned!!
Stop licking your brothers butt, he can do that himself!
Stop meowing so loud, I'm right here, and yes, I can hear you.
If you fall into that fish tank, you will NOT be happy, and we will laugh at you.
Must you clean yourself on the counter? I JUST cleaned!!
Originally Posted by theimp98
err Hssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
err have you ever seen a growen man, hiss at a cat, (done every morning and night when i try to drink a glass of milk or coffee) to keep them out. of my food.
Mine are:
Jake, quit chewing on Bo's head!
Tiger, don't lick Jake's butt! (
Bo, leave my tampons ALONE!
Just because you can't tie shoes doesn't mean you have to untie mine (said EVERY morning)
Why are there cat prints on the toilet seat?
My foot is NOT your enemy!
Tiger, don't hump the kittens. You're fixed, so are they, and you're ALL males!
I woke up to myself standing in the hallway saying "No! No! In this house we do as we are told!"
I think Talin and Slayer were having a loud kitty battle, 'cause I was shaking my finger at them and they looked guilty.
I'd love to know what order they were disobeying. "Stop that?"
I don't know. I do know that I'd been dreaming that I'd been drafted into the Army and was in boot camp earlier.
I think Talin and Slayer were having a loud kitty battle, 'cause I was shaking my finger at them and they looked guilty.
I'd love to know what order they were disobeying. "Stop that?"
I don't know. I do know that I'd been dreaming that I'd been drafted into the Army and was in boot camp earlier.
mine are:
Louie does NOT need you to lick his butt for him, he is quite capable of licking it himself!
Louie TOES are NOT for biting!!!
Do NOT go poop in that litter box I just cleaned!!! LOUIE!!! I said NO!!! (2 minutes pass) Lucky!!! you do NOT need to go in there and poop on top of Louie's poop now!
GUYS! keep it down, daddy is sleeping!!! SHHHHH!!!!! stop running through the house like a herd of wild elephants!!!
