Things you can say to your pet...

[starryeyedtiger]

"Stop humping you brother!!!!!"

( Directed at Whiskey most of the time for trying to violate Fosters

They're both neutered- it's not a sexual thing, it's a dominance thing- but still undesirable none the less!!!

)

 

[jamasmom]

How about, Maggie don't you feel Jazz's cold nose on your bum? Ewww Jazz, get your nose out of there

.

 

[pushylady]

How about "aww you're so cute and little I just wanna squish you!"
Don't think DH would be too impressed to hear that!

 

[butzie]

What a good girl! What a pretty little pussy girl (my Aunt called her cat Pussy Girl - so I grew up hearing that for the 23 years that Pussy Girl lived.)

Momma loves her little girl.

 

[forensic]

"If you don't cut it out you are going in the kennel with the DOG!"

Though, that's more a threat to the dog...

Actually this has happened (on accident) and they just both fell asleep.

 

[kittkatt]

Originally Posted by CarolPetunia

Sheesh... after thinking it over, I've come to the conclusion that Clyde is my SO.

Originally Posted by calico2222

GET OFF ME!!! Opps, I DO say that to my hubby.

OH MY!!

 

[emrldsky]

Here's a couple more:

Stop wiping your butt on the carpet!

Will you please come out from under the bed??

Why don't you sleep on my head anymore?

You stink! What did you roll in?