The Worst Movies Ever Thread

[hopehacker]

I hated The Ring. I also hated Titanic. I didn't care much for Finding Nemo or Shrek, either.

 

[marie-p]

good question... here are some of the movies I hate:

- Star Wars Episode I and II (never bothered to watch Episode III)
- Vanilla Sky
- Titanic
- Rocky IV (the only Rocky movie I ever saw and it was so bad!)
- Showgirls
- Jersey Girl (I usually like Kevin Smith but this movie was horrible. Ben Affleck CANNOT act

)
- American Pie

It's all I can think about right now.

 

[fwan]

I thought american pie was funny!

But i guess not after a few million times

 

[eupnea]

Dreamcatcher.

there were so many things that made that movie ridiculous.

-Aliens coming out of people's butts.
-Alien takes over some guy's body and gives him a British accent.
-Retarded kid with cancer saves the world.
-Morgan Freedman running a concentration camp type thing.

etc.

 

[sbw999]

"The Devil's Rejects"..walked out after 10 minutes
"The 40 year old Virgin/unrated"...walked out after 15 minutes
"Team America"...unless you like watching puppets have graphic sex
any movie with Rob Schneider in it


pew pew pew pew pew pew pew, yuck

 

[eupnea]

I 2nd the Rob Schneider movie thing.

I think my dad is the only person in the world who likes him.

 

[fwan]

Originally Posted by sbw999

"The Devil's Rejects"..walked out after 10 minutes
"The 40 year old Virgin/unrated"...walked out after 15 minutes
"Team America"...unless you like watching puppets have graphic sex
any movie with Rob Schneider in it


pew pew pew pew pew pew pew, yuck

whats with the dirty movies?

 

[catlover67]

1. Starship Troopers (horrible mess of a movie)

2. King Kong (the size of the gorrilla kept changing, the fight scenes with the Dinosaurs were ridiculous and ridiculously long, the acting was terrible, the roles were miscast, and I could go on ad nauseum

3. Signs and The Village (both M Night Shamalyan I believe)

4. I recently saw E.T for the first time since it was in the theaters years ago. Why I ever thought it was a good movie I will never know. As an adult, the acting looks horrible (except for Drew B.), the whole thing just annoyed me. The over dramatized take-over of Elliot's house wasn't well done either.

5. American Wedding (Stifler's obnoxious over-done screen time made me want to puke)

I also have a couple "worst" movies ever from my childhood including:

The Pirate Movie

Six Pack

 

[kaleetha]

Hmm... how long should I go on?

The Last Man on Earth
The Gods Must be Crazy
StarWars 1, 2 and 3 (blech)
Matrix II, III
The Life Aquatic
The Brothers Grimm
Gangs in New York (Gratuitous bloodshed just doesn't appeal to me)
40 Year Old Virgin (got to the part where he's running away from the manager dude)
American Pie (Sat through the first five minutes, asked, "Is the rest like this?" and left)
War of the Worlds... Sorry... the screaming was just too much.....and Tom Cruise can't act.

I'll stop here......

 

[commonoddity042]

Originally Posted by HopeHacker

I also hated Titanic.

Signs and Titanic (hated them both).

 

[kc&sherman]

Originally Posted by OllyExtra05

One of the movies was called Leprechaun in the Hood.
I mean...seriously....

Omg!! I've actually seen that!!
I also second "The Life Aquatic"... the only things I enjoyed in that movie were the little animated creatures.

Another movie I didn't like was "Space Balls"... And I'm sure lots of people think otherwise but I've always really disliked Adam Sandler.

 

[deb25]

Hmm,

Master of Disguise (actually embarrassed to admit I saw it)
Something about Mary
Meet the Parents, but loved Meet the Fockers
Ocean's Twelve

 

[bob'smom]

Originally Posted by catlover67

I also have a couple "worst" movies ever from my childhood including:

The Pirate Movie

Six Pack

Did Six Pack star Kenny Rogers as a race car driver? I vaguely remember it. If it wasn't Kenny then it had to be Burt Reynolds.

Since I usually watch bad B movies (and almost never go into a theater for a new movie) I can name several that most people on this board have never heard of, stuff in the vein of Lephrecan in the Hood. Movies such as Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny and The Nasty Rabbit. Bunnies - must be an Easter theme!

 

[fwan]

Originally Posted by Deb25

Hmm,

Master of Disguise (actually embarrassed to admit I saw it)
Something about Mary
Meet the Parents, but loved Meet the Fockers
Ocean's Twelve

I have meet the parents i have to say that its pretty lame
I DIDNT know there was meet the fockers!! i think i will get it

 

[scamperfarms]

Napolean Dynamite. Steve made me watch it. and I hate him for it.

Devil boy (i think thasts what it was called. another steve choice we turned itoff half way in

 

[babyharley]

The Cell, with Jennifer Lopez (I love her tho!)

 

[firefly*21]

Oh brother where art thou

Awww.....that was a great movie!

Lets see..there are so many to choose from...

Both The Ring movies
Dreamcather (horrible)
Ocean's Twelve
The latest Harry Potter Movie
Matrix II, III
The Brothers Grim (I couldn't even watch the whole thing )
King Kong
The Village
The Devil's Rejects
Doom
Catwoman
the exorcism of emily rose (we fast forwarded

)

There are so many more to list......

 

[deb25]

Originally Posted by fwan

I have meet the parents i have to say that its pretty lame
I DIDNT know there was meet the fockers!! i think i will get it

Dustin Hoffman and Barbra Striesand are Greg's parents. Makes all the difference in the world. And the movie doesn't revolve around Ben Stiller, who I am not a fan of.

 

[sanctie]

Originally Posted by menagerie mama

Your movies seem to have a theme....maybe you shouldn't see Ladder 58 (I don't even know if that's the right number..

) Or Ocean's 12 or 12 Monkeys...or.....

Lol, Your right Shannon, maybe I should beware of all movies with numbers!!!!

 

[agent_haun]

Madagascar
Anaconda
Armagedon
ScoobyDoo
Finding Nemo
The Incredibles