The "Skewed" Quotes Game

[mferr84]

Originally Posted by BigKittenDaddy

Quote, "To err is human, to forgive devine."

Skewed Quote, "To err is human, to really screw things up requires a computer."

 

[rosietoes]

real quote: do not walk behind me for I shall not lead. Do not walk in front of me, for I shall not follow.

skewed quote: Do not walk behind me for I just had beans. Do not walk in front of me- just go away and leave me the hell alone!

 

[rosietoes]

Real Quote: After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box.

Skewed Quote: After the fame, movie stars and normal people all shop at Zellers.

 

[bigkittendaddy]

Quote: "In the dark all cats are grey."

Skewed Quote: "In the dark all cats want you to play ,now!"

 

[xocats]

Originally Posted by BigKittenDaddy

Quote, "To err is human, to forgive devine."

Skewed Quote, "To err is human, to really screw things up requires a computer."

 

[stormy]

Originally Posted by SillyJilly

OK... I'm going to try


"Beauty is only skin deep"

"You booty makes kids weep"

 

[bigkittendaddy]

"The Lord is my shephard. I shall not want."

"The Lord is my shephard. I shall not want......... more than I can put on the Visa card..."

 

[bigkittendaddy]

bump

Originally Posted by BigKittenDaddy

"The Lord is my shephard. I shall not want."

"The Lord is my shephard. I shall not want......... more than I can put on the Visa card..."

 

[coolcat]

Quote:
Dog Barking, Dog don´t Bite!.....

Skewed Quote:
Dog Barking, Dog run behind you!!!!

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[bigkittendaddy]

quote "I have not yet begun to fight."

skewed quote "You better begin to fight before we get whupped."