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You think you had a bad night? Well, here is the topper for you. I was at a party this evening. I went in to use the restroom. The pants I was wearing had no pockets so I had my keys hanging in the waistband. I had just flushed the toilet and somehow, don't ask me how, but as I turned toward the sink, my sleeve got caught on the keys, and in one swift slam dunk, they flew out and right into the toilet in mid-flush!
I made a wild grab for them. I mean, I was in up to the elbow, but down the drain they went in a millisecond.
Talk about embarrassing!
I was mortified!
Of course, I had to tell the hostess, as I was then in the gigantic dilemma of how in the hell was I supposed to get home!
I didn't know whether to
or
The hostess, who is one of the nicest people on earth, lent me her car so I could at least go home and grab my spare car key.
Upon my return, I found out that they must be stuck somewhere in the pipe because the toilet is now out of commission. So, after the plumber comes, I may yet live to see my whole set of keys again.
What a night!
I made a wild grab for them. I mean, I was in up to the elbow, but down the drain they went in a millisecond.
Talk about embarrassing!
The hostess, who is one of the nicest people on earth, lent me her car so I could at least go home and grab my spare car key.
Upon my return, I found out that they must be stuck somewhere in the pipe because the toilet is now out of commission. So, after the plumber comes, I may yet live to see my whole set of keys again.
What a night!