WIth apologies to the Catholics on board:
Pope John Paul II gets to heaven.
St. Peter says, "Frankly, you're lucky to be here."
Pope John Paul says, "Why? What did I do wrong on earth?"
St. Peter says "God was very angry with your stance on women becoming priests."
Pope Jon Paul says, "HE's mad about THAT?"
St Peter says, "SHE's furious!"
Pope John Paul II gets to heaven.
St. Peter says, "Frankly, you're lucky to be here."
Pope John Paul says, "Why? What did I do wrong on earth?"
St. Peter says "God was very angry with your stance on women becoming priests."
Pope Jon Paul says, "HE's mad about THAT?"
St Peter says, "SHE's furious!"