The perfect significant other....

[menagerie mama]

Originally Posted by Arlyn

I often wish Jeremy could dance.....all the money I spent on ballroom dance lessons, wasted!

I did tell him you said to send him your way when I was done with him.

LOL he said Wisconsin huh? What's this woman look like?

Lol, well, he'd have to dance for me too! That's so sexy when a guy can dance, and I don't mean turning in a circle, I mean really gettin down!

I can post a pic if he wants....

Does he have any brothers?

 

[arlyn]

He has a brother, but I wouldn't wish that man on my worst enemy.
Sweet guy, just not relationship material.
Total polar opposites.

 

[cheeseface]

Interesting thread, but I'll just mention a few things I find ideal. Given she likes me.........

She must love kitties!

(This is new as of a few years ago.) She should have some self-esteem. Women who have none can't say no to anyone and end up trying to please everyone but you.

She should also have a sense of fun by being able to indulge in dessert sometimes, or be willing to try a scary ride at an amusement park, (or something like that). She must be smart. She should take good care of herself, as I try to do the same. She must also be snuggly and cuddly.

 

[cougar]

Let's see... perfect female xD
Must like cars, animals (especially cats), guns and music, but not be a tomboy. Piercings and tattoos are +3 points...
hmm, that's all I can think of right now.

 

[abbycats]

My husband is the perfect man for me!!

He cleans, cooks, works hard, is very understanding, loves the cats, and yes he does have a 99 harley, red 82 t-top corvette(which I drive), dodge ram truck. He is just awsome!! We are very compatable, and i couldn't ask for anything more in my life!

 

[anakat]

A store that sells new husbands has just opened in London, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: .

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

 

[fwan]

Originally Posted by Hydroaxe

Interesting thread, but I'll just mention a few things I find ideal. Given she likes me.........

She must love kitties!

(This is new as of a few years ago.) She should have some self-esteem. Women who have none can't say no to anyone and end up trying to please everyone but you.

She should also have a sense of fun by being able to indulge in dessert sometimes, or be willing to try a scary ride at an amusement park, (or something like that). She must be smart. She should take good care of herself, as I try to do the same. She must also be snuggly and cuddly.

Ohh why arent you here!!
There is an amusement park here at the moment and i am so snuggly and cuddly and ready ti indulge on a desert!

 

[krazy kat2]

Brandon, too bad you are so far away, my daughter seems like she would be just your type. She restored a 1963 Mustang, did all the work by herself, except the paint job, and won 3rd place in her first car show. She has a big dragon tattooed from the nape of her neck to the middle of her shoulder blades. She will learning to shoot soon, as her job with a security company requires it. She loves her kitties, one of which she has has for 14 years. And she's cute a a button!