The Official "Why I Can't ..." Thread

jellybella

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Originally Posted by rapunzel47

"Why I can't use my printer, so can you please turn yours on..."


I would love to help you, but the repairman has got my printer all tied up:
 

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What a great thread!! I've got a few excuses of my own.

Why I can't eat my breakfast:


Why I can't get dressed and ready for work on time (could you pass up rubbing that belly?):


Why I can't get my work done:


Why I can't pack for my trip (AND why I have cat hair all over my clothes even when my cats are on the other side of the country):


Why I can't clean the old box out of my living room:


Why DH can't get any work done around the house:
 

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Originally Posted by Tari

I've got a few excuses of my own.
Me too!!!!

Why I can't study! (he's getting nuetered on monday
)


Why I'm always late in the morning


Why I can't finish painting


Why I can't use my own toutes!!!!
 

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I have a few more


Why I can't use my laptop:


Why I can't eat in the living room:


Why I can't leave a glass with a drop of milk anywhere:


And finally... why I can't be late to feed them supper, he'll order his own



You notice these are all of Bayley, he's always keeping me on my toes
 

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why i cant clean the turtle tank

why he cant change the chanell

why i cant keep dorritos in the house

why i cant vacume today

why i cant get mail on friday the 13th!
 

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Why I can't let their plate get empty (and expect to sleep late in the morning!)





Why I can't tell what time it is...





Why I can't brush my teeth before I go to bed...

 

dragoriana

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Omg all your cats are so cute!! I think we couldn't even have a 'cheekiest kitty' constest, it would be too hard to choose
 

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OMG! This is just way too funny!
What a great thread!



Why I can't get any dusting done:



~KK~
 

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Why I can't leave the bathroom door open, and why I can't have a shower at this point in time....
 

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Originally Posted by babyharley

And finally... why I can't be late to feed them supper, he'll order his own
I just about wet my pants when I saw this one!
OMG!


~KK~
 

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Why I cant lay on the sofa ....



Why I cant have nice furniture for long




Why I cant keep paw prints off my countertop




Why Im afraid to bring home another cat



Why Jim cant eat ice cream anymore



Why I cant have any privacy anymore....

 

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Why I can't allow bugs loose in the house! They must be caught and thrown out, or disaster will reign!!



Why I can't get my cell phone bill payed down!



Why I can't use the TV remote with my right hand!

 

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hahahaha this is the best thread ever! i thought i didn't have anything to contribute but then I was scrolling through my photos, realized I'm a photo junky and a at owner so of course I do!

Why I never get laundry done





Why I can't always find the siamese



My betta wanted me to post this..... "why I never swim near the top of the vase"



And finally from cello himself!! "Why I'll never be able to catch a bird"
 
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