The Official "Let's Talk Like Fwan!" Game

[mark kumpf]

W I'm wif whe gwamatiwcal powice! Eweybde stwop twhis ad wonce. Yu awre muwdewing the wngwish wangwige. Well at weast giwing it a tewwible bewting.

 

[fwan]

HAWO!

This ist Nawt ENGWISH!
THIS IS




FWANESE!!!

 

[chester&piper]

You teww him Fwan!

 

[captiva]

Twell him Fwanny! Just wike yew told Wyan!

 

[fwan]

VWHEN yew awe in Fwanese Land Yew Must awlways Laugh wike Dis...

 

[mark kumpf]

Weaally? I nevew wowd of gwessed! I stwand cowwected!

 

[cheeseface]

Be cawreful Mawk. Fwan gets angwy weawy easiwy. Appawentwy, she has an extwemewy bad tempewr an wiwll thwow things at peopwle.

 

[dawnofsierra]

Dis is my favwite way to waff, Fwan!

 

[fwan]

I DEW Nawt have a bawd temper WYAN! (only when i was wittle!)

 

[cheeseface]

Originally Posted by fwan

I DEW Nawt have a bawd temper WYAN! (only when i was wittle!)

Thewre you go again. Why does evwyone keep calling me Wyan? I'm getting weawy tiwred of this again. I twy to tewl you awl how to pwonnouce it, but nobody can pwonnouce theiwr awre's pwopewly and nobody wiwl wisten to weason awound hewre. It's WYYYYYAAAN... not Wyyyan. Can you heawr me? Wyyyyyaaan? Sound it out cawrefuwy... Wyyyyyyyaaan... Okay?

 

[rarepuss]

let me try!!!

fwan, we need you to stawt spelling bee twyouts wight now!

 

[stormy]

Originally Posted by Hydroaxe

Thewre you go again. Why does evwyone keep calling me Wyan? I'm getting weawy tiwred of this again. I twy to tewl you awl how to pwonnouce it, but nobody can pwonnouce theiwr awre's pwopewly and nobody wiwl wisten to weason awound hewre. It's WYYYYYAAAN... not Wyyyan. Can you heawr me? Wyyyyyaaan? Sound it out cawrefuwy... Wyyyyyyyaaan... Okay?

Okway, I gwet it...ywoo hwave to shwout wit, WYYYYYYAAAN, awnd dwon't twell mwe I'm wong ewither!

 

[cheeseface]

Originally Posted by RarePuss

let me try!!!

fwan, we need you to stawt spelling bee twyouts wight now!

I agwee. Sometimes hewr spewling is tewwibwle.

Originally Posted by stormy

Okway, I gwet it...ywoo hwave to shwout wit, WYYYYYYAAAN, awnd dwon't twell mwe I'm wong ewither!

*Sigh... Okay... I'll twy not to shout, but you're not pwonnouncing the awre's wike I do. It's wike you awre speaking a diffewent wanguage. It's Wyyyyyaaan, not Wyyyyyaaan.

 

[marge]

I dot I sawd a puddy cat...I did I did sawd a puddy cat!

 

[huggles]

quit it Wyan would ya!! U spweak Canadian - we spweak enwish

 

[fwan]

Originally Posted by Marge

I dot I sawd a puddy cat...I did I did sawd a puddy cat!

Dats fawny!
Because, My Yahpoo nawme is Puddy_cat_86

 

[marge]

Elmer Fudd and Fwan would hit it off I think!

 

[stormy]

Originally Posted by fwan

Dats fawny!
Because, My Yahpoo nawme is Puddy_cat_86

At weast iwt's nwot Puddy_tat _86!

 

[fwan]

Originally Posted by Marge

Elmer Fudd and Fwan would hit it off I think!

How dawe yew?

elwer fudd is wean!!!
WEAN WIKE WYAN!!!!!!!!!!!
WYAN IS ELWER FUDD!

 

[marge]

Elmer and Fwan go to the Park:

Act 1 scene 1

Opening, Elmer and Fwan walk gleefully to a spot in a large park, the sun is shining and the birds chirping...they start to put their large blanket down)

Elmer: Fwan Dawlineeg, Did yew bwing da fud?

Fwan: Of caws I did Dewr!

(They sit down and start to relax in the sun)

Elmer: Wee are sew lucky Fwanny.

Fwan: Yus we shur are

(they hug, Elmer looks up and a large furry animal walks by)

Elmer: Is dat a puddy cat Fwanny?

Fwan (squints as she talks): Naw, I think it's jawst a large Rawt

(pause...the it hits them it's a large rodent right near their food!)

(they both look at each other, scream and run away...fake dust under their feet and large scream sounds coming forth as they run)