Here is a story I wrote (with the suggestions of others) some year ago, when I worked on a web site whose income supported Best Friends in AZ.
It's a fairly long story, but I think you'll find it...amusing!
http://www.moggies.co.uk/burglar.html
It's a fairly long story, but I think you'll find it...amusing!
http://www.moggies.co.uk/burglar.html