Ooo Ooo...am i too late? Is everyone taken? My kids have never been on dates before, but are definitely interested!
This is Lola, age 4. Lola is very um... fluffy. She's a big beautiful 14 lb girl with fur like black velvet. Lola is no high maintenance beauty queen however, she likes to have fun! Her turn-ons are food, being alpha cat, bug hunting, snuggles, and carrying out stealth attacks. A perfect date for Lola would be a big dinner, a game of cat-and mouse, and maybe some toilet fishing (I told you she's sporty!) Lola is a big sweetheart, but WILL throw her weight around when necessary. A lovable disciplinarian, if you will. Lola is looking for someone who is fun and confident, yet respects her authority
Next up is Spivelyn, age 9. Spivey is a reserved no-nonsense girl, but is very very sweet and will be very loyal to her beau. She has a very petite frame and short legs, and is carrying around just a couple extra pounds... like a little traveling toaster. Spivey's perfect date would be a dinner of sliced (real!) meat followed by a catnip party, then a nice long nap by the fire with her special someone. But no funny business! Spivey can throw down with the best of them when offended! (just ask her siblings). A quiet and respectful gentleman for Spivey would be best.
Finally, our little man Marvin (age 2), also affectionately known at home as Beavis. Marvin is SWEET SWEET SWEET. He's full of energy, and is a lean, bouncy, ball of fun. Marvin will treat his girl to an evening of play. Fetching, gentle play-fighting, chase, and maybe winding down with a bowl of cheese curls in front of the tv. Nature specials (and cheese) are his favorites. No older quieter ladies for Marvin please, he wants to meet a little firecracker like himself, but one who doesn't pick on him like his sisters. Anyone want to show Marvin how nice little girls CAN be?
If there are any takers, let us know!
This is Lola, age 4. Lola is very um... fluffy. She's a big beautiful 14 lb girl with fur like black velvet. Lola is no high maintenance beauty queen however, she likes to have fun! Her turn-ons are food, being alpha cat, bug hunting, snuggles, and carrying out stealth attacks. A perfect date for Lola would be a big dinner, a game of cat-and mouse, and maybe some toilet fishing (I told you she's sporty!) Lola is a big sweetheart, but WILL throw her weight around when necessary. A lovable disciplinarian, if you will. Lola is looking for someone who is fun and confident, yet respects her authority
Next up is Spivelyn, age 9. Spivey is a reserved no-nonsense girl, but is very very sweet and will be very loyal to her beau. She has a very petite frame and short legs, and is carrying around just a couple extra pounds... like a little traveling toaster. Spivey's perfect date would be a dinner of sliced (real!) meat followed by a catnip party, then a nice long nap by the fire with her special someone. But no funny business! Spivey can throw down with the best of them when offended! (just ask her siblings). A quiet and respectful gentleman for Spivey would be best.
Finally, our little man Marvin (age 2), also affectionately known at home as Beavis. Marvin is SWEET SWEET SWEET. He's full of energy, and is a lean, bouncy, ball of fun. Marvin will treat his girl to an evening of play. Fetching, gentle play-fighting, chase, and maybe winding down with a bowl of cheese curls in front of the tv. Nature specials (and cheese) are his favorites. No older quieter ladies for Marvin please, he wants to meet a little firecracker like himself, but one who doesn't pick on him like his sisters. Anyone want to show Marvin how nice little girls CAN be?
If there are any takers, let us know!
