A white man, a black man and a Mexican sit down at a bar. A beautiful
woman walks in and sits down right next to them. The three men begin to
argue over who will approach her first. The woman turns to them and says,
"Listen boys, I'm a woman of culture and which ever one of you who can use
both the words 'liver' and 'cheese' in the same sentence can take me home.
"That's easy," said the white guy. "I like liver and I like cheese." He
gestures for her to come over. "Oh no! That's not good enough" says the
woman.
With that, the black man said, "Aww darn it mama, don't be givin' me no liver
and cheese!" He starts walking towards her and she says, "No, no! That
won't do either!"
The Mexican looks at his friends like they're nuts, walks up and puts his
arm around the woman, smiles and says, "Liver alone, cheese mine."
woman walks in and sits down right next to them. The three men begin to
argue over who will approach her first. The woman turns to them and says,
"Listen boys, I'm a woman of culture and which ever one of you who can use
both the words 'liver' and 'cheese' in the same sentence can take me home.
"That's easy," said the white guy. "I like liver and I like cheese." He
gestures for her to come over. "Oh no! That's not good enough" says the
woman.
With that, the black man said, "Aww darn it mama, don't be givin' me no liver
and cheese!" He starts walking towards her and she says, "No, no! That
won't do either!"
The Mexican looks at his friends like they're nuts, walks up and puts his
arm around the woman, smiles and says, "Liver alone, cheese mine."