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It's our 5th wedding anniversary this Friday. Since BIL is staying here for his vacation this week, DH and I have to, um, celebrate, shall we say, when BIL is out. Use your imagination here, folks! Anyway, to set the scene:
Soft light, clean sheets, a new nightie (especially for the occasion)...we kiss...he rolls over and says, "God, I love you! I'm so lucky to have found a woman like you." "I love you too, honey!" "WAAAHHHMEOWWWW!!!"
"Who let the (insert expletive here) cat in?!?!?" "OMG, Nixie's under the bed!" "Well, get him out!" "He's scared, I can't!" "Well, TRY!" "I AM, God-darn-it!" "WAAAHHHAAAMEOWWWW!" "Nixie, come on, Nixie, oh, yes, sexy boy, [yes, that's his nickname] come out; Mommy will let you out!" "WAAAHHHHMEOWWW!" "Hurry up, the other cats are tearing the door down to get in!"
What a perfect ending to such a romantic evening. Sigh. However, I think poor Nixie is mentally scarred for life after tonight.
Soft light, clean sheets, a new nightie (especially for the occasion)...we kiss...he rolls over and says, "God, I love you! I'm so lucky to have found a woman like you." "I love you too, honey!" "WAAAHHHMEOWWWW!!!"
"Who let the (insert expletive here) cat in?!?!?" "OMG, Nixie's under the bed!" "Well, get him out!" "He's scared, I can't!" "Well, TRY!" "I AM, God-darn-it!" "WAAAHHHAAAMEOWWWW!" "Nixie, come on, Nixie, oh, yes, sexy boy, [yes, that's his nickname] come out; Mommy will let you out!" "WAAAHHHHMEOWWW!" "Hurry up, the other cats are tearing the door down to get in!"
What a perfect ending to such a romantic evening. Sigh. However, I think poor Nixie is mentally scarred for life after tonight.