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Well, I used to call my ex-husband `Homer' because he looked like Homer Simpson. Seriously. And I actually married him...
You can go out into the kitchen now and weigh your boobs...Originally Posted by stampit3d
This is toooooo funny! Here I am at almost 56 years old, over 250 pounds,so early in the morning that I`m still in my nighty ,and don`t have my teeth in yet....and I`m standing in front of the mirror measuring my ears!!!
The only scales i have is a little food scale that only goes to 2 and 1/2 pounds and I`m sure that would`nt weigh them. (For those of you with tiny boobies...please don`t be jealous....remember the rest of me is BIG too!)Originally Posted by KitEKats4Eva!
You can go out into the kitchen now and weigh your boobs...
I guess that scale would work for meOriginally Posted by stampit3d
The only scales i have is a little food scale that only goes to 2 and 1/2 pounds and I`m sure that would`nt weigh them. (For those of you with tiny boobies...please don`t be jealous....remember the rest of me is BIG too!)
Linda
When my hubby was in the Navy for over 25 Yrs his nick name was GrumpyOriginally Posted by KitEKats4Eva!
Well, I used to call my ex-husband `Homer' because he looked like Homer Simpson. Seriously. And I actually married him...
LOL! Yeah, me too - just weigh' em one at a time....it's very interesting...lol lol lolOriginally Posted by stampit3d
The only scales i have is a little food scale that only goes to 2 and 1/2 pounds and I`m sure that would`nt weigh them. (For those of you with tiny boobies...please don`t be jealous....remember the rest of me is BIG too!)
Linda
Hmmm...I was told your ears are done growing when your 6 (but your nose continues to grow til you die)Originally Posted by Yosemite
I'm 5' 2" and my ears are pretty much the exact size of yours. Just remember though that as we age, our ears, nose and feet continue to grow!
Originally Posted by Purr
I don't particularly care for ears in general. I think they're really weird, and if people don't clean them well, then they're gross.
You can go out into the kitchen now and weigh your boobs...
I'm pretty sure the ears grow too.Originally Posted by Doc-n-SamsMom
Hmmm...I was told your ears are done growing when your 6 (but your nose continues to grow til you die)
I was out with the office folks one night and there was a gentleman at another table with the biggest ears I'd ever seen. One of the fellows in our office said something in French to one of the other fellows and they laughed. I asked him what he said and he told me - he said they had commented on how this man had all that equipment and it didn't work. I know I shouldn't find this funny, but I did.Originally Posted by halfpint
Oh heck really? I guess at this rate my ears will be the biggest thing on meBut then I won't have to have anyone ask me
"Can you hear me now"
KitEKats4Eva! said:Yep, ears keep growing - surely you've all noticed those lovely elderly gentlemen with satellite plates on the sides of their heads???
I don't think I could handel ears that size, plus I don't think I wanna.
My Mother was only about 4ft 10 in and very small, she used to always comment about how you shrink as you get olderI guess I won't be all that tall somewhere down the line