So I was drying off from my shower tonight (Midnight and I got covered in mud while he "helped" me to do my yard work) and facing my bathroom cabinets, away from my shower. Chili was at my feet, purring, trying to chew on my toes and attack the towel. As I bent over to dry my feet, something grabbed my BUTT!
I shrieked, whipped around, intending to beat my very stealthy attacker to death with my towel, and Emma falls out of the curtain, not having my butt's support for her front paws anymore.
So she tumbles down onto my feet, tangled up in the red curtain, and threw herself back onto her feet, purring, with a tiny "mrrrrrrt!" as a protest and struts out of the room.
Oh yeah, neither of us were embarrassed. Not at all. Dignity still intact.
I shrieked, whipped around, intending to beat my very stealthy attacker to death with my towel, and Emma falls out of the curtain, not having my butt's support for her front paws anymore.
So she tumbles down onto my feet, tangled up in the red curtain, and threw herself back onto her feet, purring, with a tiny "mrrrrrrt!" as a protest and struts out of the room.
Oh yeah, neither of us were embarrassed. Not at all. Dignity still intact.