Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, The courage to change the things I cannot accept
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they ticked me off.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today,
As they may be connected to the butt that I may kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work...
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
and 5% on Friday.
And, help me to remember... When I'm having a really bad day, And it seems that people are trying to tick me off,
That it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they ticked me off.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today,
As they may be connected to the butt that I may kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work...
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
and 5% on Friday.
And, help me to remember... When I'm having a really bad day, And it seems that people are trying to tick me off,
That it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.