Ingredients: Paper towels. One clean oven One Calico cat, or other color of your choice
Directions: Turn on oven to "Clean" setting. Leave overnight. Open cool oven in morning, reach for paper towels to wipe out incinerated remains of everything that was previously stuck to oven sides and bottom. Come back to begin cleaning and find cat lounging in oven. Laugh a$$ off. Grab camera, take at least two pictures. Drag cat out of oven and fight her off as you finish cleaning. Throw away paper towels. Close oven door to prevent stubborn cat from jumping back inside. Brush cat to remove ashes clinging to fur. Admonish cat about the dangers of HOT ovens, knowing that it's all up to you to keep her safe. Enjoy!
Directions: Turn on oven to "Clean" setting. Leave overnight. Open cool oven in morning, reach for paper towels to wipe out incinerated remains of everything that was previously stuck to oven sides and bottom. Come back to begin cleaning and find cat lounging in oven. Laugh a$$ off. Grab camera, take at least two pictures. Drag cat out of oven and fight her off as you finish cleaning. Throw away paper towels. Close oven door to prevent stubborn cat from jumping back inside. Brush cat to remove ashes clinging to fur. Admonish cat about the dangers of HOT ovens, knowing that it's all up to you to keep her safe. Enjoy!