Rambo decide to employ some 8-Bit like tactics to keep me entertained all night (and this morning!) Here's the plan he implemented last night:
PHASE 1: start pulling tissues out of the box, when meowmy gets up to shoo you away...run off with the tissues, wait just out of reach and let her watch you shred it. As soon as she goes back to bed...return to the tissue box. As of 7am this morning....there are NO tissues left in boxes in my house. (picture my house...covered with 200 tissues, several partly shreded)
PHASE 2: Jump onto the kitchen counters and wail like you're dying. Rip open a bag of croutons and spred liberally around the kitchen. Strategically place croutons so meowmy will step on them when her eyes aren't fully open in the a.m. Continue meowing so you can watch meowmy come investigate and step on the croutons (i also slipped on some strategically placed tissues on the hardwood floors).
PHASE 3: Jump in bed and cuddle with meowmy, purr and knead on her chest. If it appears she's asleep, transfer kneading to bladder. When she heads off to the bathroom beg her to turn on the water in the sink for you then ignore it, then jump into the bath tub and knock all the shampoo, soap etc into the tub.
(by this point it was 4am...and I had pretty much surrendered to the will of Rambo and went out to sit on the couch and watch some bad late night TV). At this point, Rambo contentedly curled up and went to sleep, sighing deeply. As soon as I tried to return to the bedroom and my bed....he launched into phase 4: Annoy his sister till she starts wailing her head off. I gave up, and spent the rest of the night on the couch.
So...Rambo is no longer allowed to read TCS, especially any threads pertaining to 8-Bit or any of the other troublemaking kitties on this site. Anyone interested in babysitting my brat tonight so I can get some sleep???
PHASE 1: start pulling tissues out of the box, when meowmy gets up to shoo you away...run off with the tissues, wait just out of reach and let her watch you shred it. As soon as she goes back to bed...return to the tissue box. As of 7am this morning....there are NO tissues left in boxes in my house. (picture my house...covered with 200 tissues, several partly shreded)
PHASE 2: Jump onto the kitchen counters and wail like you're dying. Rip open a bag of croutons and spred liberally around the kitchen. Strategically place croutons so meowmy will step on them when her eyes aren't fully open in the a.m. Continue meowing so you can watch meowmy come investigate and step on the croutons (i also slipped on some strategically placed tissues on the hardwood floors).
PHASE 3: Jump in bed and cuddle with meowmy, purr and knead on her chest. If it appears she's asleep, transfer kneading to bladder. When she heads off to the bathroom beg her to turn on the water in the sink for you then ignore it, then jump into the bath tub and knock all the shampoo, soap etc into the tub.
(by this point it was 4am...and I had pretty much surrendered to the will of Rambo and went out to sit on the couch and watch some bad late night TV). At this point, Rambo contentedly curled up and went to sleep, sighing deeply. As soon as I tried to return to the bedroom and my bed....he launched into phase 4: Annoy his sister till she starts wailing her head off. I gave up, and spent the rest of the night on the couch.
So...Rambo is no longer allowed to read TCS, especially any threads pertaining to 8-Bit or any of the other troublemaking kitties on this site. Anyone interested in babysitting my brat tonight so I can get some sleep???