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I am sorry, but I almost peed in my pants reading the police reports yesterday & thought I could brighten someone's day by posting one of them.
Tuesday, May 2
4:22p.m.
A caller complained her neighbor's grass clippings were blowing into her yard in the 100 block of South Manyaska Street.
The greatest part of this was, I went to visit my grandma today & we discussed who that could have been for 15-20 minutes.
The ones I always find hilarous are when someone calls in complaining of a dog barking. I'm sorry, but dogs are going to bark. Do we call in to the police when the cows in the neighbor's pasture are mooing too loud? NO!!
For some reason, my brother left this kind of stuff behind for life in Chicago. I can't figure out why, though.
Tuesday, May 2
4:22p.m.
A caller complained her neighbor's grass clippings were blowing into her yard in the 100 block of South Manyaska Street.
The greatest part of this was, I went to visit my grandma today & we discussed who that could have been for 15-20 minutes.
The ones I always find hilarous are when someone calls in complaining of a dog barking. I'm sorry, but dogs are going to bark. Do we call in to the police when the cows in the neighbor's pasture are mooing too loud? NO!!
For some reason, my brother left this kind of stuff behind for life in Chicago. I can't figure out why, though.