Honest as the Cat when the meats out of reach.
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Points for Rhyme or Reason!
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My cat Kiko says, " Meow Meow Meow Meow meoooooooooooooooowwwwww." and thats his saying.
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"Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it."
Better one cat today than no cats tomorrow.
I also wanted to add one of my favorite passages from 'Puss in Boots'
"But, sir," said he, "it may be easy enough for such a big gentleman as you to change himself into a large animal; I do not suppose you could become a small one-a rat, or mouse, for instance. I have heard that you can; still, for my part, I consider it quite impossible."
"Impossible!" cried the other, indignantly. "You shall see!" and immediately the cat saw the Ogre no longer, but a little mouse running along on the floor.
This was exactly what Puss wanted; and he fell upon him at once and ate him up. So there was an end to the Ogre.
Better one cat today than no cats tomorrow.
I also wanted to add one of my favorite passages from 'Puss in Boots'
"But, sir," said he, "it may be easy enough for such a big gentleman as you to change himself into a large animal; I do not suppose you could become a small one-a rat, or mouse, for instance. I have heard that you can; still, for my part, I consider it quite impossible."
"Impossible!" cried the other, indignantly. "You shall see!" and immediately the cat saw the Ogre no longer, but a little mouse running along on the floor.
This was exactly what Puss wanted; and he fell upon him at once and ate him up. So there was an end to the Ogre.
I forget where I heard these but I though they were funny
Dogs have masters, cats have staff.
Dogs believe they are human, cats believe they are God
My husband said it was him or the cat...I miss that guy sometimes...
Cats aren't clean, they are just covered in cat spit!
Dogs have masters, cats have staff.
Dogs believe they are human, cats believe they are God
My husband said it was him or the cat...I miss that guy sometimes...
Cats aren't clean, they are just covered in cat spit!
SORRY THIS ISN'T PART OF THE LAST QUESTION!!!!Originally Posted by SillyJilly
Still got one more before the 800 bonus, but carwashcats you sure did win me over with those pics! Check for your donation of points!
Keep em coming guys, I know the weekends are always slower here but you've all done great!
THANKS!! THANKS!! THANKS~~ YEAH!!!THANKS FOR CHEERING ME UP! I was sure needing it! It has been 3 wks exactly, same time on the night and everything that my precious doll GiGi has been gone out of my life! That just sounds weird to me, I know it's happened, I just can't believe I haven't seen her in 3 wks. Makes me want to
Thanks again SillyJilly, for giving us something fun to do. with incentives!
Monique
I don't have a rhyme or reason but I do have a cute website that will cheer you up! www.funnycatpix.com
I swear it will make you smile
My husband and cat are missing. There's a reward for the cat.
This is an exciting thread!
Something new to try!
My cat is smarter then your honor student.
People who hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
My cat is smarter then your honor student.
People who hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
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Something like the others have been posting, funny sayings.Originally Posted by luvmycat1
What do you mean by cat saying? Like something our cats would say?
Those are quite humorous thus far. Keep them coming!
I will issue points Friday!!!
As I was going to St Ives
I met a man with 7 wives
every wife had 7 sacks
every sack had 7 cats
every cat had 7 kits
kits, cats, sacks and wives
how many were going to St Ives?
Well, off to the doctor!
I met a man with 7 wives
every wife had 7 sacks
every sack had 7 cats
every cat had 7 kits
kits, cats, sacks and wives
how many were going to St Ives?
Well, off to the doctor!
Cats names are more for human benefit. They give one a certain degree more confidence that the animal belongs to you.
- - - Alan Ayckbourn "Table Manners"
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you.
- - - Mary Bly
- - - Mary Bly
I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days.
- - - Bill Dana (William Szathmary)
- - - Bill Dana (William Szathmary)
Outside of a book, a cat is a woman's best friend; inside of a book it's too dark to read.
- borrowed from Groucho Marx and twisted.
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Those we all very nice too guys! I can't give away too much as to which I like best so far, I will reveal that tomorrow when I issue the points! I will tell you who the top three were!
I don't know what time I will be issueing the points so keep the entrys coming!
I don't know what time I will be issueing the points so keep the entrys coming!
Just to answer your question, and maybe to show off a bit...
There was one person going to St. Ives
LOL Yeah.... it is better when you tell this to someone verbally and they try to do the math.Originally Posted by ghosthunterbeck
Just to answer your question, and maybe to show off a bit...
There was one person going to St. Ives
"Dogs have OWNERS cats have STAFF!"
I just love that one!
And my picture my mom got me. It has a cat on the front and reads:
"Pets allowed children must be on a leash!"
I just love that one!
And my picture my mom got me. It has a cat on the front and reads:
"Pets allowed children must be on a leash!"
I got it right the first time. Shocked the heck out of the person trying to trick me. Women aren't supposed to get these types of riddles right
