Out of the mouths of babes...

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1. Dear God, please put another holiday between Christmas
and Easter. There is nothing good in there now. Amanda

2. Dear God, Thank you for the baby brother but what I asked
for was a puppy. I never asked for anything before. You can
look it up. Joyce

3. Dear Mr. God, I wish you would not make it so easy for
people to come apart. I had to have 3 stitches and a shot.
Janet

4. God, I read the bible. What does beget mean? Nobody
will tell me. Love Alison

5. Dear God, how did you know you were God? Who told
you? Charlene

6. Dear God, is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he
uses his golf words in the house? Anita

7. Dear God, I bet it's very hard for you to love all of every-
body in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our
family and I can never do it. Nancy

8. Dear God, I like the story about Noah the best of all of
them. You really made up some good ones. I like walking
on water, too. Glenn

9. Dear God, my Grandpa says you were around when he
was a little boy. How far back do you go? Love Dennis

10. Dear God, do you draw the lines around the countries?
If you don't who does? Nathan

11. Dear God, did you mean for giraffes to look like that or
was it an accident? Norma

12. Dear God, in bible times, did they really talk that fancy?
Jennifer

13. Dear God, how come you did all those miracles in the
old days and don't do any now? Billy

14. Dear God, please send Dennis Clark to a different
summer camp this year. Peter

15. Dear God, maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each
other so much if they each had their own rooms. It
works out OK with me and my brother. Larry

16. Dear God, I keep waiting for spring, but it never did
come yet. What's up? Don't forget. Mark

17. Dear God, my brother told me about how you are born
but it just doesn't sound right. What do you say?
Marsha

18. Dear God, if you watch in church on Sunday I will show
you my new shoes. Barbara

19. Dear God, Is Reverend Coe a friend of yours, or do you
just know him through the business? Donny

20. Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better God
than you. Well, I just want you to know that. I am not
just saying that because you are already God. Charles

21. Dear God, it is great the way you always get the stars in
the right place. Why can't you do that with the moon?
Jeff

22. Dear God, I am doing the best I can. Really! Frank

AND SAVING THE BEST FOR LAST..............................

23. Dear God, I didn't think orange went with purple
until I saw the sunset you made Tuesday night. That
was really cool. Thomas

No wonder Christ loved the little children so much.
 

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7. Dear God, I bet it's very hard for you to love all of every-
body in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our
family and I can never do it. Nancy



18. Dear God, if you watch in church on Sunday I will show
you my new shoes. Barbara

Sweet!

21. Dear God, it is great the way you always get the stars in
the right place. Why can't you do that with the moon?
Jeff



An enjoyable read, thanks.
 
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