I swear, Penny torments me on purpose! I've been having problems with her jumping on the screen by the handle and shifting her body weight to the right in an attempt to open the door for a quick escape. I've been real careful to make sure the screen door is shut real tight so she can't do this. Well, when I got home from school, I opened the french door. Just a few moments ago, Duffy came running in doing one of those excited little tattle-tale kind of dances. I followed him out to the living room, and wouldn't you know, that screen door was open! It must not have been closed too tightly. I didn't even hear Penny do it! Dang it! I've asked my friend to put an eyehook latch on the door when he got a chance. Now I'm going to insist it get put on. Dang it! Well, I'm off to hunt her down. She didn't appear when I looked the first time. Maybe my neighbor saw her go off somewhere. I see he's outside now.