OK, seriously, you've got to tell us where you got that toilet seat!
I once saw one in NZ that had barbed wire & nails in it so you didn't want to sit down - great one for a guest bathroom!
Do you really like it? I call it the 'Comedy Toilet Seat'. I think it was about £8 from a shop we have in the UK called Matalan. I think you can get them, or ones similar from quite a few places! Just keep an eye out for them.
At my hairdressers they have one with scissors, hair slides and combs in it - now that is funky.
This naughty little baby did this again last night except she murdered the toilet roll and had a real party to herself in the bathroom. I have never seen anything so funny.