I can't resist... I've seen some good ones and I thought that I'd get a weight comment in before anyone else did...
LilleKat is much too fat
Despite what people say,
So hey diddle-diddle,
She'll slim down her middle
To reduce what she doth weigh!!
LilleKat is much too fat
Despite what people say,
So hey diddle-diddle,
She'll slim down her middle
To reduce what she doth weigh!!