Never send a man to do a woman's job!

[pjk5900]

Originally Posted by KittenKrazy

Ok, the hospital pharmacy called and asked if we could deliver three dozen orange rolls, I told them yes, got instructions on how to find them in the hospital, and since hub is cooking and I'm on the front, I sent my dad with the rolls.......he couldn't find it!!!!!! I wound up going back out there myself, and walked right up to it, no problem at all! Sigh, sometimes I wonder about the men in my life, do you guys?

That's a good idea!
The delivery idea of something like that.

The pharmacy I work at is not listed on the hospital directory either.

 

[wellingtoncats]

Lol, I know what you mean Cindy!

 

[gayef]

While my own dearest, beloved husband falls directly into the same category as the ones who cannot find the milk in the 'fridge, he is also challenged when it comes to his shower and shaving items ... case in point, this morning:

Hubby is just out of shower, I am in the kitchen making lunch.

"Gaye-Gaye? Where is my Arrid?"

"In the cabinet under the sink."

"No, I looked, it isn't there."

"Yes, it is there, I put it there myself when YOU left it out on the counter!"

"No, I am looking now, it isn't there."

*sigh* "Oh for Pete's sake, Honey!!!"

*I throw down the handtowel and stomp to the bathroom where I open the cabinet and hand him the stinkin' Arrid*

"See, it WAS there and to save myself the time and trouble of having to find it for you again, I will get some string and tie it from your dangly parts so you will ALWAYS know where it is - since you don't EVER seem to have a problem finding THOSE at the most inappropriate times and places!!"

*evil grin and wink*

 

[hissy]

LOL! Might cause the guys to talk about him in the bathroom at work!


What I love is when they act so clueless-

Mike (sitting on the couch reading) I am doing laundry. I make a pass into the living room to put the runners on the table, and he looks up-

"Hon do we have any popcorn?"

Now he knows we have popcorn, he was with me when I bought it, and I hate popcorn so he knows I don't eat it. He has lived in this house with me for 12 years, and knows where everything is. Yet he acts all clueless so I will go and get his popcorn for him- this time I didn't. I told him to go look for it himself because I was busy-

 

[wellingtoncats]

Lol Gaye!

 

[fat clumsy cat]

If you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.

 

[kittylover4ever]

Originally Posted by Talon

I think your Brendan must be related to my hubby. He does the same thing:

"Talon! Where is the mustard"
Talon: gets up, looks, grabs mustard, hands to hubby, sits back down.

(Yes, he calls me Talon)

Same thing here Tracey....

"Kittylover4ever, where is the ketchup?"
Kittylover4ever: gets up, looks, grabs ketchup, hands to hubby, sits back down.

(No, he does't call me Kittylover4ever. He calls me Lovebug)