I'm sure this DOES NOT have anything to do with my Mom's nationality, which is Polish by the way, but.................
My Dad and I were discussing the distance from our house to a car dealership. I explained that from our house to this one intersection is 4 miles. Then from there to the dealer is 3 miles. Totalling 7 miles.
My Dad said "No, from that intersection to the dealer is 5 miles, totalling 8 miles.
My Mom then says......are you ready........
"Maybe that's because when Daddy drives he doesn't drive as fast as you Cheryl, is that possible?"
I think I shoulda put this in one of my jokes for the day!
My Dad and I were discussing the distance from our house to a car dealership. I explained that from our house to this one intersection is 4 miles. Then from there to the dealer is 3 miles. Totalling 7 miles.
My Dad said "No, from that intersection to the dealer is 5 miles, totalling 8 miles.
My Mom then says......are you ready........
"Maybe that's because when Daddy drives he doesn't drive as fast as you Cheryl, is that possible?"
I think I shoulda put this in one of my jokes for the day!