First, two rhetorical questions:
1. Why didn't I realise that my sweet little Hobbie, who helps herself to everyone else's dinner, would eat my freakin' pumpkins!?
2. Why did it take me TWO DAYS of treading carefully to realise that she isn't sick and hasn't gotten into any greasy food to see if my pumpkins have teeth-marks in them?
Now that I'm done wallowing in my stupidity.. How much longer will this pumpkin stay in her system? I thought it was already out of her system, until I stepped in a magical discovery. (Whenever she's got problems with the plumbing, she makes everyone aware of it, mainly in a high-traffic area. Man, the bathtub seems so far away when you're hopping on one foot.) Anyhoo.. It's been about seven hours since the pumpkins were banished to the porch - How long should I keep her in solitary, with food, water, and litterbox?
1. Why didn't I realise that my sweet little Hobbie, who helps herself to everyone else's dinner, would eat my freakin' pumpkins!?
2. Why did it take me TWO DAYS of treading carefully to realise that she isn't sick and hasn't gotten into any greasy food to see if my pumpkins have teeth-marks in them?
Now that I'm done wallowing in my stupidity.. How much longer will this pumpkin stay in her system? I thought it was already out of her system, until I stepped in a magical discovery. (Whenever she's got problems with the plumbing, she makes everyone aware of it, mainly in a high-traffic area. Man, the bathtub seems so far away when you're hopping on one foot.) Anyhoo.. It's been about seven hours since the pumpkins were banished to the porch - How long should I keep her in solitary, with food, water, and litterbox?