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Member Spotlight of the Week: Felicia (pandybear) 8/1 - 8/8
- Thread starter sillyjilly
- Start Date
Yo Felicia, you didn't think I had forgotten you...
Do you like to watch Aussie rules?
Do you have any sort of hidden stash(choc etc..) that hubby does not know about?
Favourite party food?
Do you like "little boys"? It's ok people - it's aussie slang, it's got nothing to do with pedophilia!!
Ever been on a water slide?
Do you get along well with your MIL?
Favourite herb or spice?
If there were two sinking boats, one with 100 middle aged people on it, and one with 10 children - you can only save one and you must choose. Which would you choose and why?
Hard sweets or chewy ones?
have you watched Star Wars? Can you say the lines before the actors do?
Are there "toys" in your house, as in, the kind not intended for children?
Best subject in school?
Worst subject in school?
Until we meet again!!
Do you like to watch Aussie rules?
Do you have any sort of hidden stash(choc etc..) that hubby does not know about?
Favourite party food?
Do you like "little boys"? It's ok people - it's aussie slang, it's got nothing to do with pedophilia!!
Ever been on a water slide?
Do you get along well with your MIL?
Favourite herb or spice?
If there were two sinking boats, one with 100 middle aged people on it, and one with 10 children - you can only save one and you must choose. Which would you choose and why?
Hard sweets or chewy ones?
have you watched Star Wars? Can you say the lines before the actors do?
Are there "toys" in your house, as in, the kind not intended for children?
Best subject in school?
Worst subject in school?
Until we meet again!!
Thanks for the pics Dear Felicia!
that was awesome!
Let see for today!
1.- How many cocodriles have you ever to saw in your life?
2.- Do you like the hotchocolate?
3.- Do you like the music of New Age?
4.- Your truck is a Land Rover?
5.- Do you know if some Mexican live in Aussie?
6.- do you collect something? ( I mean Toys, handcraft, posters...etc..)
7.- Wich is the topic that you feel so passionate to talk and talk for hours? ( I mean for example, the enviroment, the war, etc??'...)
8.- Do you like the water of coconuts?
9.- Wich brand is you pc?
10.- do you have a scanner and Microphone on your PC?
11.- Wich one is your favourite season of the year? and say why!
12.- How many are you of Family?...( I mean do you have sibblings? ..
..)
Cheers Chick!
Let see for today!
1.- How many cocodriles have you ever to saw in your life?
2.- Do you like the hotchocolate?
3.- Do you like the music of New Age?
4.- Your truck is a Land Rover?
5.- Do you know if some Mexican live in Aussie?
6.- do you collect something? ( I mean Toys, handcraft, posters...etc..)
7.- Wich is the topic that you feel so passionate to talk and talk for hours? ( I mean for example, the enviroment, the war, etc??'...)
8.- Do you like the water of coconuts?
9.- Wich brand is you pc?
10.- do you have a scanner and Microphone on your PC?
11.- Wich one is your favourite season of the year? and say why!
12.- How many are you of Family?...( I mean do you have sibblings? ..
Cheers Chick!
Dear Felicia,
Boy youâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]re gonna get it now. Iâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]ve been saving up all week to zing you so here come the curveballs…
If you knew you were to be stranded on a deserted Island for a month and food and water were no problem what 6 items would you take with you? They are all you can take, clothes, books, toothbrush, tampons, whatever 6 items is it…period…no pun intended, sorry.
Would you wear a thong bikini in public?
Would your husband/Bf have a hissy fit if you did? (sorry MA.)
Have you ever pulled the old “honey do I look fat in thisâ€, bit?
What is your Favorite;
Movie
Book
Album
TV Show
Poem
Piece of Classical Music
Are you familiar with Jeff Foxworthy and “You might be a redneck if?â€
Do you qualify? How? Explain all details please, itâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s gonna be a long weekend.
Have you ever cussed out someone in public? What for. Details please.
Do you hold conversations with your cats like they were really talking to you?
Do you think that means you are crazy? Does it bother you that you are crazy?
Do you think I have a lotta damn gall asking you these kinda questions?
Are you asking yourself “Now where in the hell did I put that gun?â€
Are you thinking now “Who does he think he is anyway?†Ryan?
Ya know We all love ya.
Photo assignment, Post a photo of yourself and of your critters.
Boy youâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]re gonna get it now. Iâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]ve been saving up all week to zing you so here come the curveballs…
If you knew you were to be stranded on a deserted Island for a month and food and water were no problem what 6 items would you take with you? They are all you can take, clothes, books, toothbrush, tampons, whatever 6 items is it…period…no pun intended, sorry.
Would you wear a thong bikini in public?
Would your husband/Bf have a hissy fit if you did? (sorry MA.)
Have you ever pulled the old “honey do I look fat in thisâ€, bit?
What is your Favorite;
Movie
Book
Album
TV Show
Poem
Piece of Classical Music
Are you familiar with Jeff Foxworthy and “You might be a redneck if?â€
Do you qualify? How? Explain all details please, itâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s gonna be a long weekend.
Have you ever cussed out someone in public? What for. Details please.
Do you hold conversations with your cats like they were really talking to you?
Do you think that means you are crazy? Does it bother you that you are crazy?
Do you think I have a lotta damn gall asking you these kinda questions?
Are you asking yourself “Now where in the hell did I put that gun?â€
Are you thinking now “Who does he think he is anyway?†Ryan?
Ya know We all love ya.
Photo assignment, Post a photo of yourself and of your critters.
:bump:...
Hi Felicia! I gotta squeeze in my last series of questions before the week's over!!!
1. Describe your favorite "going out" outfit.
2. What's your favorite body spray/perfume scent?
3. If I was dropping by your house this evening, what would you cook for dinner and dessert?
4. What do you do to keep cool on really really hot days?
5. When did you know your hubby was "the one" ?
6. What's the scariest animal/bug/spider/snake you've seen out in the bush?
7. What is vegemite made of??? What's your favorite way to eat it?
8. Where is your favorite snorkelling spot? Describe it.
9. Do you like to cook? What's your best dish?
10. Do you sleepwalk?
I hope you've enjoyed your week, Felicia! Thanks for answering my questions!!!!
1. Describe your favorite "going out" outfit.
2. What's your favorite body spray/perfume scent?
3. If I was dropping by your house this evening, what would you cook for dinner and dessert?
4. What do you do to keep cool on really really hot days?
5. When did you know your hubby was "the one" ?
6. What's the scariest animal/bug/spider/snake you've seen out in the bush?
7. What is vegemite made of??? What's your favorite way to eat it?
8. Where is your favorite snorkelling spot? Describe it.
9. Do you like to cook? What's your best dish?
10. Do you sleepwalk?
I hope you've enjoyed your week, Felicia! Thanks for answering my questions!!!!
Will you choose me as the next spotlight member? lol j/k
What's your favorite restaurant?
What's your favorite fast food place?
What is your prized possesion?
What's your favorite restaurant?
What's your favorite fast food place?
What is your prized possesion?
- Thread Starter Thread Starter
- #68
Ok, ditto for me one last little romp!
How have the little furry beasts behave this week?
Do you own blue tennis shoes?
What is the one thing you would never go without?
If you had to choose between clean underware or clean teeth, which would you choose?
Was that a gross question or what?
You stated before that you have given Jeff a dutch oven before, how many times?
What type of business is he going to start?
Did you get good grades in school?
AND FINALLY:
Did you enjoy your time in the spotlight?
You did great, really enjoyed the answers you gave me and everyone else!!! Chat with you soon in other threads!!
How have the little furry beasts behave this week?
Do you own blue tennis shoes?
What is the one thing you would never go without?
If you had to choose between clean underware or clean teeth, which would you choose?
Was that a gross question or what?
You stated before that you have given Jeff a dutch oven before, how many times?
What type of business is he going to start?
Did you get good grades in school?
AND FINALLY:
Did you enjoy your time in the spotlight?
You did great, really enjoyed the answers you gave me and everyone else!!! Chat with you soon in other threads!!
- Thread Starter Thread Starter
- #69
Felicia must have gone to town for the weekend! We miss you Felicia!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i did, we stayed in the cabin for a few nights and i get online this morning and there is a thousand questions
this is going to be awesome, thanks guys!
awwww, and you actually missed me
this is going to be awesome, thanks guys!
awwww, and you actually missed me
Yo Felicia, you didn't think I had forgotten you...
i'm glad you didn't, these questions are so much fun hey.
Do you like to watch Aussie rules?
no, i love motersport though
my husban and are aren't into cricket or football, we are both car people lol
Do you have any sort of hidden stash(choc etc..) that hubby does not know about?
sometimes, if we buy timtams or something i will hide some for myself
Favourite party food?
cake
Do you like "little boys"? It's ok people - it's aussie slang, it's got nothing to do with pedophilia!!
never heard of it lol
Ever been on a water slide?
no, but i really want to hey
Do you get along well with your MIL?
yes, she is so lovely, i could go on forever, she treated me like family instantly, held my hand and was proud i was with her son
Favourite herb or spice?
italian herbs and spices or taragon
If there were two sinking boats, one with 100 middle aged people on it, and one with 10 children - you can only save one and you must choose. Which would you choose and why?
the children because i doubt they would have as much chance surviving in the water, the middle aged people would probably be able to swim or work something out, children would be scared.
Hard sweets or chewy ones?
chewy! especially eclairs.
have you watched Star Wars? Can you say the lines before the actors do?
i havwe watched it but i can't say the lines first, my husband can though!
Are there "toys" in your house, as in, the kind not intended for children?
hmmm....it depends on what type you are talking about
we do have some toys yes
Best subject in school?
art
Worst subject in school?
maths ...eek
Until we meet again!!
thanks!
i'm glad you didn't, these questions are so much fun hey.
Do you like to watch Aussie rules?
no, i love motersport though
Do you have any sort of hidden stash(choc etc..) that hubby does not know about?
sometimes, if we buy timtams or something i will hide some for myself
Favourite party food?
cake
Do you like "little boys"? It's ok people - it's aussie slang, it's got nothing to do with pedophilia!!
never heard of it lol
Ever been on a water slide?
no, but i really want to hey
Do you get along well with your MIL?
yes, she is so lovely, i could go on forever, she treated me like family instantly, held my hand and was proud i was with her son
Favourite herb or spice?
italian herbs and spices or taragon
If there were two sinking boats, one with 100 middle aged people on it, and one with 10 children - you can only save one and you must choose. Which would you choose and why?
the children because i doubt they would have as much chance surviving in the water, the middle aged people would probably be able to swim or work something out, children would be scared.
Hard sweets or chewy ones?
chewy! especially eclairs.
have you watched Star Wars? Can you say the lines before the actors do?
i havwe watched it but i can't say the lines first, my husband can though!
Are there "toys" in your house, as in, the kind not intended for children?
hmmm....it depends on what type you are talking about
Best subject in school?
art
Worst subject in school?
maths ...eek
Until we meet again!!
thanks!
Thanks for the pics Dear Felicia! that was awesome!
Let see for today!
1.- How many cocodriles have you ever to saw in your life?
i have seena few in the zoo, i'd love to see one in real life though, we are thinking of going somwhere where they hang out one day so i can take some photo's of them
2.- Do you like the hotchocolate?
yes! especially with hazelnut
3.- Do you like the music of New Age?
not sure what that is, i love lots of music, especially missy higgins and christina aguleria (sp?)...i can't stand heavy or death metal.
4.- Your truck is a Land Rover?
it's a nissan safari, a patrol
5.- Do you know if some Mexican live in Aussie?
i'm sure there would be, i haven't met any but we would have some mexican australians.
6.- do you collect something? ( I mean Toys, handcraft, posters...etc..)
i cut out recipes...i used to collect beanie babies but got bored with it
7.- Wich is the topic that you feel so passionate to talk and talk for hours?
( I mean for example, the enviroment, the war, etc??'...)
animals and animal rights
8.- Do you like the water of coconuts?
yes, it's delicious, i stick a straw in the coconut to drink it and if i'm feeling naughty i will add some vodka
9.- Wich brand is you pc?
it's a dell insparon laptop
10.- do you have a scanner and Microphone on your PC?
i have a scanner but it doesn't work with the new laptop and my old laptop isn't working
11.- Wich one is your favourite season of the year? and say why!
summer because i can go camping, snorkelling, sunbathing, fishing etc but i also love winter so i can collect firewood, cook hearty meals and cuddle on the sofa while watching a good movie
12.- How many are you of Family?...( I mean do you have sibblings? ....)
i have two brothers who are younger than me and two step brothers...no sisters..
Cheers Chick!
no problems, thanks again
Let see for today!
1.- How many cocodriles have you ever to saw in your life?
i have seena few in the zoo, i'd love to see one in real life though, we are thinking of going somwhere where they hang out one day so i can take some photo's of them
2.- Do you like the hotchocolate?
yes! especially with hazelnut
3.- Do you like the music of New Age?
not sure what that is, i love lots of music, especially missy higgins and christina aguleria (sp?)...i can't stand heavy or death metal.
4.- Your truck is a Land Rover?
it's a nissan safari, a patrol
5.- Do you know if some Mexican live in Aussie?
i'm sure there would be, i haven't met any but we would have some mexican australians.
6.- do you collect something? ( I mean Toys, handcraft, posters...etc..)
i cut out recipes...i used to collect beanie babies but got bored with it
7.- Wich is the topic that you feel so passionate to talk and talk for hours?
( I mean for example, the enviroment, the war, etc??'...)
animals and animal rights
8.- Do you like the water of coconuts?
yes, it's delicious, i stick a straw in the coconut to drink it and if i'm feeling naughty i will add some vodka
9.- Wich brand is you pc?
it's a dell insparon laptop
10.- do you have a scanner and Microphone on your PC?
i have a scanner but it doesn't work with the new laptop and my old laptop isn't working
11.- Wich one is your favourite season of the year? and say why!
summer because i can go camping, snorkelling, sunbathing, fishing etc but i also love winter so i can collect firewood, cook hearty meals and cuddle on the sofa while watching a good movie
12.- How many are you of Family?...( I mean do you have sibblings? ....)
i have two brothers who are younger than me and two step brothers...no sisters..
Cheers Chick!
no problems, thanks again
Dear Felicia,
Boy youâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]re gonna get it now. Iâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]ve been saving up all week to zing you so here come the curveballs…
i look forward to it
If you knew you were to be stranded on a deserted Island for a month and food and water were no problem what 6 items would you take with you? They are all you can take, clothes, books, toothbrush, tampons, whatever 6 items is it…period…no pun intended, sorry.
oh your so bad!
i would take my art kit, toothbrush, clothes, my camera, sunscreen and ...tampons lol
Would you wear a thong bikini in public?
probably, iv'e gone down the beach with only bikini bottoms...it was empty though except for my husband
Would your husband/Bf have a hissy fit if you did? (sorry MA.)
depepnds on if anyone else was around or not
Have you ever pulled the old “honey do I look fat in thisâ€, bit?
sigh....yes lol
What is your Favorite;
Movie - lord of the rings
Book - anything by dean koontz, i also loved the story of o
Album - missy higgens, the color of white.
TV Show - the swan
Poem - one my husband wrote for me, i'll post it when i find it
Piece of Classical Music - what's that?? lol i don't have one yet but i do like it.
Are you familiar with Jeff Foxworthy and “You might be a redneck if?â€
no...what is it?
Do you qualify? How? Explain all details please, itâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s gonna be a long weekend.
not sure yet!
Have you ever cussed out someone in public? What for. Details please.
no! that would look terrible
Do you hold conversations with your cats like they were really talking to you?
sometimes, when my husband it at work or working late
Do you think that means you are crazy? Does it bother you that you are crazy?
if that makes me crazy then it must be a good thing, nope, doesn't bother me a bit
Do you think I have a lotta damn gall asking you these kinda questions?
i think they are fun
Are you asking yourself “Now where in the hell did I put that gun?â€
awww, no
Are you thinking now “Who does he think he is anyway?†Ryan?
i loved your questions, made things interesting
Ya know We all love ya.
you guys are awesome
Photo assignment, Post a photo of yourself and of your critters.
i'll have to get back to you, camera is charging and the cats are asleep
great questions, thanks
Boy youâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]re gonna get it now. Iâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]ve been saving up all week to zing you so here come the curveballs…
i look forward to it
If you knew you were to be stranded on a deserted Island for a month and food and water were no problem what 6 items would you take with you? They are all you can take, clothes, books, toothbrush, tampons, whatever 6 items is it…period…no pun intended, sorry.
oh your so bad!
Would you wear a thong bikini in public?
probably, iv'e gone down the beach with only bikini bottoms...it was empty though except for my husband
Would your husband/Bf have a hissy fit if you did? (sorry MA.)
depepnds on if anyone else was around or not
Have you ever pulled the old “honey do I look fat in thisâ€, bit?
sigh....yes lol
What is your Favorite;
Movie - lord of the rings
Book - anything by dean koontz, i also loved the story of o
Album - missy higgens, the color of white.
TV Show - the swan
Poem - one my husband wrote for me, i'll post it when i find it
Piece of Classical Music - what's that?? lol i don't have one yet but i do like it.
Are you familiar with Jeff Foxworthy and “You might be a redneck if?â€
no...what is it?
Do you qualify? How? Explain all details please, itâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s gonna be a long weekend.
not sure yet!
Have you ever cussed out someone in public? What for. Details please.
no! that would look terrible
Do you hold conversations with your cats like they were really talking to you?
sometimes, when my husband it at work or working late
Do you think that means you are crazy? Does it bother you that you are crazy?
if that makes me crazy then it must be a good thing, nope, doesn't bother me a bit
Do you think I have a lotta damn gall asking you these kinda questions?
i think they are fun
Are you asking yourself “Now where in the hell did I put that gun?â€
awww, no
Are you thinking now “Who does he think he is anyway?†Ryan?
i loved your questions, made things interesting
Ya know We all love ya.
you guys are awesome
Photo assignment, Post a photo of yourself and of your critters.
i'll have to get back to you, camera is charging and the cats are asleep
great questions, thanks
Hi Felicia! I gotta squeeze in my last series of questions before the week's over!!!
thanks
i love your questions
1. Describe your favorite "going out" outfit.
casual, i wear a skirt to my knees and a nice top, going out and i wear a short black dress with heels.
2. What's your favorite body spray/perfume scent?
anna sui, sui dreams
3. If I was dropping by your house this evening, what would you cook for dinner and dessert?
i'd cook chicken strogonoff with fettuncini and i'd bake a hazelnut cheescake for dessert
4. What do you do to keep cool on really really hot days?
turn on the air con or have a shower
5. When did you know your hubby was "the one" ?
almost instantly, cliche i know but it's really true
6. What's the scariest animal/bug/spider/snake you've seen out in the bush?
a bullant and it bit me
my husband poured me a few glasses of malibu and coke and put ointment on it.
7. What is vegemite made of??? What's your favorite way to eat it?
yeast extract, i love it on toast
8. Where is your favorite snorkelling spot? Describe it.
canal rocks in dunsborah, the water is clear and very blue, the rocks are huge and round and red, there is beautiful coral and fish and iv'e seen a few octopuss there, no sharks yet, maybe one day. i'll take some photo's of it when we move back down south and post them for you.
9. Do you like to cook? What's your best dish?
oh i love cooking! i cook everything from scratch, one of my favorites is thai green chicken curry and i also love to cook chicken penne pesto and pizza, my favorite dessert to cook is hazelnut crust cheescake, i also bake my own bread
10. Do you sleepwalk?
no but i talk in my sleep
I hope you've enjoyed your week, Felicia! Thanks for answering my questions!!!!
i had a great weekend thanks and i have really enjoyed my time in the spotlight, i'm going to miss it so much, great questions thanks
thanks
1. Describe your favorite "going out" outfit.
casual, i wear a skirt to my knees and a nice top, going out and i wear a short black dress with heels.
2. What's your favorite body spray/perfume scent?
anna sui, sui dreams
3. If I was dropping by your house this evening, what would you cook for dinner and dessert?
i'd cook chicken strogonoff with fettuncini and i'd bake a hazelnut cheescake for dessert
4. What do you do to keep cool on really really hot days?
turn on the air con or have a shower
5. When did you know your hubby was "the one" ?
almost instantly, cliche i know but it's really true
6. What's the scariest animal/bug/spider/snake you've seen out in the bush?
a bullant and it bit me
7. What is vegemite made of??? What's your favorite way to eat it?
yeast extract, i love it on toast
8. Where is your favorite snorkelling spot? Describe it.
canal rocks in dunsborah, the water is clear and very blue, the rocks are huge and round and red, there is beautiful coral and fish and iv'e seen a few octopuss there, no sharks yet, maybe one day. i'll take some photo's of it when we move back down south and post them for you.
9. Do you like to cook? What's your best dish?
oh i love cooking! i cook everything from scratch, one of my favorites is thai green chicken curry and i also love to cook chicken penne pesto and pizza, my favorite dessert to cook is hazelnut crust cheescake, i also bake my own bread
10. Do you sleepwalk?
no but i talk in my sleep
I hope you've enjoyed your week, Felicia! Thanks for answering my questions!!!!
i had a great weekend thanks and i have really enjoyed my time in the spotlight, i'm going to miss it so much, great questions thanks
Will you choose me as the next spotlight member? lol j/k
What's your favorite restaurant?
skeeters, it's in geraldton on the water and specialises in australian cuisine and seafood, they have the best food, i also love the brewery in perth, very expensive but so worth it, i especially loved their mussels, coconut cream cheescake and belgium chocolate icecream
What's your favorite fast food place?
i can't stand fast food but if i had to choose i'd say red rooster, they aren't too fattening and there chicken is soooo nice
What is your prized possesion?
my $2000 diamond necklace my husband brought me and my art supply's.
thanks!
What's your favorite restaurant?
skeeters, it's in geraldton on the water and specialises in australian cuisine and seafood, they have the best food, i also love the brewery in perth, very expensive but so worth it, i especially loved their mussels, coconut cream cheescake and belgium chocolate icecream
What's your favorite fast food place?
i can't stand fast food but if i had to choose i'd say red rooster, they aren't too fattening and there chicken is soooo nice
What is your prized possesion?
my $2000 diamond necklace my husband brought me and my art supply's.
thanks!
Ok, ditto for me one last little romp!
How have the little furry beasts behave this week?
great, they have loved being on the cat condo and have been very well behaved because they have something to do now
Do you own blue tennis shoes?
not yet
What is the one thing you would never go without?
my art kit
If you had to choose between clean underware or clean teeth, which would you choose?
clean underwear
Was that a gross question or what?
kind of lol, it wasn't too bad though
You stated before that you have given Jeff a dutch oven before, how many times?
hmmmm. a few now lol
What type of business is he going to start?
bookkeeping and business consultancy.
Did you get good grades in school?
i did okay, i got very good grades in art
AND FINALLY:
Did you enjoy your time in the spotlight?
it was awesome!!!! i'm really going to miss it
You did great, really enjoyed the answers you gave me and everyone else!!! Chat with you soon in other threads!!
thanks! i had the best time too
How have the little furry beasts behave this week?
great, they have loved being on the cat condo and have been very well behaved because they have something to do now
Do you own blue tennis shoes?
not yet
What is the one thing you would never go without?
my art kit
If you had to choose between clean underware or clean teeth, which would you choose?
clean underwear
Was that a gross question or what?
kind of lol, it wasn't too bad though
You stated before that you have given Jeff a dutch oven before, how many times?
hmmmm. a few now lol
What type of business is he going to start?
bookkeeping and business consultancy.
Did you get good grades in school?
i did okay, i got very good grades in art
AND FINALLY:
Did you enjoy your time in the spotlight?
it was awesome!!!! i'm really going to miss it
You did great, really enjoyed the answers you gave me and everyone else!!! Chat with you soon in other threads!!
thanks! i had the best time too
- Thread Starter Thread Starter
- #77
Wanted to give you a little insight on who Jeff Foxworthy is and what a redneck is:
"You might be a redneck if..."
you stare at a can of orange juice because it says concentrated".
Your best ashtray is a turtle shell.
Your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A.
You think cur is a breed of dog.
People hear your car long before they see it.
Your four-year-old is a member of the NRA.
Your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.
Your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels.
Your wife has ever burned out an electric razor.
Your birth announcement included the word "rug rat".
You've ever hitchhiked naked,
You're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer.
You use the O on a stop sign to sight your new rifle.
Your bumper sticker says, "My other car is a combine."
The gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot.
The highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth.
Your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.
Taking a dip has nothing to do with water.
There are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.
You take a fishing pole to Sea World.
The hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.
You've ever filled your deer tag on the golf course.
You've ever shot somebody over a mall parking space.
Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.
Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
You think mud rasslin' should be an Olympic sport.
The receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business.
You list your parole officer as a reference.
There are more fish on your wall than pictures.
Motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming.
There are more dishes in your sink than in your cabinets.
You think a turtleneck is a key ingredient in soup.
You've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature.
Your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped.
Your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.
You watch cartoons long after your kids get bored.
You think the French Riviera is a foreign car.
You think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard.
You're still scalping tickets after the concert is over
Are you a redneck?
"You might be a redneck if..."
you stare at a can of orange juice because it says concentrated".
Your best ashtray is a turtle shell.
Your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A.
You think cur is a breed of dog.
People hear your car long before they see it.
Your four-year-old is a member of the NRA.
Your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.
Your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels.
Your wife has ever burned out an electric razor.
Your birth announcement included the word "rug rat".
You've ever hitchhiked naked,
You're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer.
You use the O on a stop sign to sight your new rifle.
Your bumper sticker says, "My other car is a combine."
The gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot.
The highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth.
Your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.
Taking a dip has nothing to do with water.
There are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.
You take a fishing pole to Sea World.
The hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.
You've ever filled your deer tag on the golf course.
You've ever shot somebody over a mall parking space.
Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.
Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
You think mud rasslin' should be an Olympic sport.
The receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business.
You list your parole officer as a reference.
There are more fish on your wall than pictures.
Motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming.
There are more dishes in your sink than in your cabinets.
You think a turtleneck is a key ingredient in soup.
You've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature.
Your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped.
Your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.
You watch cartoons long after your kids get bored.
You think the French Riviera is a foreign car.
You think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard.
You're still scalping tickets after the concert is over
Are you a redneck?
