Limericks, Limericks !

[jeanie g.]

And one swat told Trent, "That's enough."


A tiny kitten one Holy Night
Thought the tree an awesome sight.
He curled up and laid
By the manger and stayed

 

[jeanie g.]

(I'll finish this one because it's seasonal!-just a little Christmas cheating!)

And Santa thought him a delight!


Now it's your turn to start one and leave the last line for the next person!

 

[lhezzza]

There was an old bulldog named Caesar,
Who went for a cat just to tease her;
But she spat and she spit,
Till the old bulldog quit.

 

[kimward34]

He ran home to his owner, the Geezer..

A story about Spot the Cat
who was told everyday he was fat
SO one day in the kitchen
While mommy fried chicken.....

 

[jeanie g.]

He ate it, 'cause fat's where it's at!

Yes, Spot the chub, ran so fast
That he almost slipped on the grass.
He hid near the tree
Eating drumsticks with glee,

 

[kimward34]

Shared a thigh with the neighbor's jackass

Poor Spot know's that he's in big trouble
Can't go home cuz' his punishment's double
So he climbed up in the tree
where his mom couldn't see...

(ROTFL)

 

[jeanie g.]

'Till he fell in a big pile of rubble!


Two kitties enjoyed playing tag,
And hiding in a brown paper bag!
But, what a surprise
To the kittens wide eyes