Oh, boy. I hope you still respect me after this!
Wilbur is often called:
Wilbur McMew, Esquire
Wilb
Weeb
Weeble Wobble
Wilson
Piggy Wig (he was named after the piggy in "Charlotte's Web," after all!)
King Turd of Poop Mountain
What Can Bwown Do For You?
Baby Woo-Woo
My baby Milo has become:
Milo Buttman, Realtor (don't ask - I figured if Wilb's an attorney, Milo can sell homes!
)
My-My
My, My No More Pie
Pey-Pey
Poo Tinky
Frosty Paws
Low Rider (it looked like he had stubby front legs when I first got him, but he's since grown out!)
Wilbur is often called:
Wilbur McMew, Esquire
Wilb
Weeb
Weeble Wobble
Wilson
Piggy Wig (he was named after the piggy in "Charlotte's Web," after all!)
King Turd of Poop Mountain
What Can Bwown Do For You?
Baby Woo-Woo
My baby Milo has become:
Milo Buttman, Realtor (don't ask - I figured if Wilb's an attorney, Milo can sell homes!
My-My
My, My No More Pie
Pey-Pey
Poo Tinky
Frosty Paws
Low Rider (it looked like he had stubby front legs when I first got him, but he's since grown out!)