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\\Originally Posted by lionessrampant
A-mazing. Love it.
I've been asked if I'm pregnant before...I'm 5' 4" and I weigh like 115 pounds, so it's not like I'm remotely chubby. I think it's those gosh-darm empire waisted cotton dresses that are popular...they could make Keira Knightley look pregnant!
And, when I weighed 80lbs more than I do now, many years ago, I took full advantage of a empire-waisted summer dress I had. There's a mall across the street from my job; I often go there for lunch. Well, it's hard to cross, because of the traffic. After I wore that dress a few times, I realized that folks stopped to let me cross--which they seldom did when I wore anything else. Then it dawned on me--with my belly at the time, if I stood a certain way, I must've looked preggers! Well, I started pooching out the old gut even more when I stood there, put my hands on my lower back, like heavily-pregnant ladies do, when their backs hurt. Worked like a charm! And, it was a hoot to start waddling, THEN break into a run, like a gazelle--must have annoyed the poop out of them!