I´m looking for a Sweet Lady!

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Originally Posted by ccoccocats

Hey Milky, I've started my own thread looking for a Valentine before you posted your thread! I'm a male cat looking for a Valentine but after seeing that picture of you I think I've just become bi-sexual!!!!!
You are very good looking, I must say!
Milky say: "Hey Fella, thank´s for you offer but I must to say: I DONT THINK SO!!!!!!!"
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Gosh this thread will kill me!
 

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Originally Posted by WellingtonCats

LMAO Kelly! I can't believe how hard this made me laugh!
Thanks Sam. I'm telling you, though, this whole thread is cracking me up.
 
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Originally Posted by clixpix

Milky, don't forget about me, Abbie!
As you can see, I'm all packed, and ready to go to Merida!



Love,
Abbie

PS...those other girls? They are not right for you! Here's a little "summary":

Rosie?
"drinker"

Shelby and some of the others?
"fighters...I would never hurt you!"

Petals?
"...well, I've heard rumors..."

Abby?
"eating disorder...how do you think she stays so thin?"

Anyway, you get the idea!
OMG!!!! I love this post!!!!
can´t stop to laught!!!!!
 
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Originally Posted by CJandBilly

Hey there,
My name is Tri-Bi... I'm an outside cat. I would
LOVE
to go out with you! There is a little catch.... I have four 3 day old kittens... you don't mind kids, do you? Well, I have a great babysitter... a human, and she loves the kittys.... I can go out. If you want to... Private Message my master, here... and she'll let me know! Hope to see ya! Attached are some pics of me, and my babies... hope you like!!!







Gimme a call!!!
Nice Try!!!!

Originally Posted by captiva

Hey - no fair using kittens as bait!
& I love this complain!
 

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Originally Posted by captiva

hmmm... forgot one! Abbie - psycho - coming to Mexico (not invited)
to stalk Milky.

I would skip this one.
 
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Originally Posted by KittyKook

None of you can possibly compete with ME! After all, my mom tells me I'm the Princess and you know what that means? I'm the BEST choice for Milky!

Robin, I print for my wife this and she still laghting until now!!!

good Work!!!!!
my respects!


 
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Originally Posted by ccoccocats

Ya know MILKY, as I've said, my thread was started before yours!!


I don't know why so many girls are attracted to you, is it cause you are white?
Well just so you know Black is Beautiful too!!!!!
Milky speak: Hi "little" angel, I find in the dictionary the word metro sexual and I find this definition and pics:
Metrosexual: Person or Cat with Big Great and infinitum attrack to the ladys, here´s two examples what I mean:
&

GOT IT!


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Originally Posted by kittylover4ever

What rumors are going around about my sweet Petals???






...you know...that she...
...and I don't mean cigarettes
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Originally Posted by clixpix

...you know...that she...
...and I don't mean cigarettes
.

Anyone that knows my Petals knows that's not true! She's Mommy's lovebug!!!
 
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Milky Speaks
Well Sweet ladys!
what can I say?
....I repeat a phrasal of Sallye Field:Thank you, thank you, You really love me!
this define so well this lovely situation!!!


So I take a hard desicion,
but before to say the definition of this I must say, all of you was a good competitors


And the Winner is:
All of you here´s the list:
( in order to apparence on the scene!)
Trixie, Petals, Rosie, Princess, Crystal, Abby, Shelby, Mini, Lizbeth ( Middly) Sierra, Tribi, Calamity Jane, Abbie, Pearl, Alley, Fluffy, Meishka, Molly, Juicy, Muffin, Cola, Tango, Mama, Nala & Cathy (blondie cat)

I don´t want to be a Don Juan and a Salomonic decisicion I thought all of you are my valentine date I´ll pick up for all of you at seven Pm in my car:

(I rent this at the vacation thread!
...)
to take all of you to a lovely dinner and of course I´ll pay all you wanted!

Hope you like it Señoritas, you deserve this and more!
 

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Originally Posted by CoolCat

Milky Speaks
Well Sweet ladys!
what can I say?
....I repeat a phrasal of Liza Minelli:Thank you, thank you, You really love me!
this define so well this lovely situation!!!


So I take a hard desicion,
but before to say the definition of this I must say, all of you was a good competitors


And the Winner is:
All of you here´s the list:
( in order to apparence on the scene!)
Trixie, Petals, Rosie, Princess, Crystal, Abby, Shelby, Mini, Lizbeth ( Middly) Sierra, Tribi, Calamity Jane, Abbie, Pearl, Alley, Fluffy, Meishka, Molly, Juicy, Muffin, Cola, Tango, Mama, Nala & Cathy (blondie cat)

I don´t want to be a Don Juan and a Salomonic decisicion I thought all of you are my valentine date I´ll pick up for all of you at seven Pm in my car:

(I rent this at the vacation thread!
...)
to take all of you to a lovely dinner and of course I´ll pay all you wanted!

Hope you like it Señoritas, you deserve this and more!
Oh Milky, you sweet talker!


Abbie calls shotgun!

She will be waiting!
 

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Originally Posted by CoolCat

Milky Speaks
Well Sweet ladys!
what can I say?
....I repeat a phrasal of Liza Minelli:Thank you, thank you, You really love me!
this define so well this lovely situation!!!


So I take a hard desicion,
but before to say the definition of this I must say, all of you was a good competitors


And the Winner is:
All of you here´s the list:
( in order to apparence on the scene!)
Trixie, Petals, Rosie, Princess, Crystal, Abby, Shelby, Mini, Lizbeth ( Middly) Sierra, Tribi, Calamity Jane, Abbie, Pearl, Alley, Fluffy, Meishka, Molly, Juicy, Muffin, Cola, Tango, Mama, Nala & Cathy (blondie cat)

I don´t want to be a Don Juan and a Salomonic decisicion I thought all of you are my valentine date I´ll pick up for all of you at seven Pm in my car:

(I rent this at the vacation thread!
...)
to take all of you to a lovely dinner and of course I´ll pay all you wanted!

Hope you like it Señoritas, you deserve this and more!
Oh Milky, my girls are so touched. They will be ready when you are but have to be in by 9pm!
 

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Lizabeth "Middy" and Mama thank you. Mama doesn't want to sit next to Middy at dinner (Mama says she has poor table manners).
 

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Rigel Rosies in the bathroom getting herself ready by painting her claws and spraying "my" perfume on her!!


While Sophie here is in a huff and throwing her mice all over the bedroom because i told her she was too young and that she wasn't a year old yet!!.
 
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