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Apparently, because he felt led to pelt us with pastries
I'm sorry but this is to wierd even for me!
I'm sorry but this is to wierd even for me!
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I just got off the tram and stepped into the Twilight Zone
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Wow... Just wow. I would be speechless if that happened to me
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hissy said:Apparently, because he felt led to pelt us with pastries
I'm sorry but this is to wierd even for me
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I've heard of killing you softly... but this is ridiculous!!
I'm just catching up with this thread. That's really surreal, and I'd assume the guy has some emotional problems. My mom has had something similar happening for the past few years - somebody keeps putting little garden figures (animals, mostly) on her doorstep. There's a young man who lives down the street who's rather slow, and she always talks to him, so we suspect that the gifts are from him, although he acts as if he doesn't know what she's talking about when she brings up the subject.
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Well I just had to get tough. He called and said he was on his way with some soybean falafel. I asked him to please just leave us alone.
Whoa! First of all, it's scary he has your number and called. The whole thing is very strange.
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sounds like a stalker, maybe you could call the police on him?
OOOOOOOOOOOO Bizarre!
Too freaky, MA!
Tell him to bring it here, we're broke this week and could use the food!
Mmm falafel....
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Hey guys, I need some pastry jokes if you know any- play on words for dough and donuts. Decided to write up this encounter for a short story competititon. So if you have any brainstorms and don't mind me using your cleverness, please post away-
Oh, now this could be fun! Do we get to read the final draft?
"inundonuted"
Definition: Having been inundated with donuts.
Definition: Having been inundated with donuts.
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LOL! Clever!
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Here are some of my lame, early attempts:
When you cut the donuts open, and saw what was inside, you falafel your chair in shock! The yeast he could have done was filled them with jam! It must have given you the creepy-crullers!
(insert groan here
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I'm still working on how to use "donut"...
When you cut the donuts open, and saw what was inside, you falafel your chair in shock! The yeast he could have done was filled them with jam! It must have given you the creepy-crullers!
(insert groan here
I'm still working on how to use "donut"...
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I donut know how you are so clever! These are great and will play into the story well-
In answer to your question, you can read it if it is actually accepted and wins in the competition.
In answer to your question, you can read it if it is actually accepted and wins in the competition.
"I could have sworn I'd cinnamon walking out there with a cart that was jam-packed full of donuts! I honestly frittered he might be a little nutty! Either that, or my eyes must have been glazed!"
Oh...that was a biggggg stretch of the imagination....ugh!
Oh...that was a biggggg stretch of the imagination....ugh!
