Ahh my I suggest the gnome-be-gone spray, now in lemon scent lol rotf
Well scince I see some money making in this priceless way to get rid of gnomes...I've come up with an idea that will help you all.1. Pop them upside the head with a newspaper
2. Spray them with a waterbottle
3. Lay down fly traps, and watch them get stuck on the sticky tape
4. Beat them with a fly swatter
5. Call the GnomeBusters!!!
6. Leave out Gnome traps around your washer and dryers!
7. Train your kitties to hunt Gnomes
8. Buy Gnome Collars for everyone to wear around the house
9. String some Gnome Garlic and make a Gnome detouring key chain
10. Install a Gnome Alarm!!!
That's OK! We've got specialists waiting for your call to arrange 10 easy payments of $19.99! What a DEAL!Originally Posted by Cat_eyes
I dont have $200!!!!!!
or a basement!!!!
the gnomes are going to take ove the house.Can i stay wth someone? until i have $200?
I will be a angel!!!!lol
Thanks! That's my miss Maxie, she's a deal bicolor Ragdoll & icklemiss21 did a great job with her sig.Originally Posted by Yosemite
I'm not trying to hi-jack the thread but I just have to say you have one beautiful kittie there!
I heard that those things don't work - turns out it resembles their top 10 ten tune - Jitterbugging Gnomes.Originally Posted by mamacat
How about one of those sonic pest control things, that sends out soundwaves only gnomes can hear and causes them to flee your home?
Nope, gnomes are insidious and will follow you anywhere!Originally Posted by Cat_eyes
Can I stay at someones house??Please!!!!
I much prefer gnomes to trolls. Oh, wait, you're not refering to the internet troll, are youOriginally Posted by Tari
I've also heard that gnomes are repelled by troll urine.
Originally Posted by AbbysMom
I was suggesting sending them to one particular Australian!
We soooo could make a ton of money by starting up our own GnomeBusters company!!! Hehe!Originally Posted by lilleah
Well scince I see some money making in this priceless way to get rid of gnomes...I've come up with an idea that will help you all.
Lilleah's Gnome Buster Kit
25 copies of newspaper
Convienent pocket water bottle
20 Fly traps with "gnome-attractor" smell
2 flyswatters (You can pick your OWN color!)
Handy pocket book of all "Gnome busters" professional trained employees phone numbers
3 re-usuable gnome traps
The fast-selling book "How to train your kitten to hunt Gnomes"
12 gnome collars. *Keeps all gnomes away for 30 days.
25 oz. of gnome garlic
**Gnome alarm
All for just $199.99
Act now and recieve a special gnome light sticks to carry with you at night!
*Cannot be used in water
**100.00 for installation. Must have basement.