DISCLAIMER: This is irony.
Gift 1: Power Tool
"Thanks, hon . . . a pneumtic hole puncher. Finally I can get those . . .uh . . .holes punched . . ."
Gift 2: Sports Related
"Alright, Bruins tickets. Being a male, I would enjoy this kind of brainless thing. Perhaps you would like a new apron or a typewriter so you can bone up on your secretarial skills?"
Gift 3: Car Parts of Car Accessories
"Window scraper. Good. I mean, we've already got, like, three, but you can never have too many car-related things, right? By the way, for my birthday, I'd like a hood ornament from a 71 LeBaron. No cake, no romance, just that little, metal hood ornament."
Gift 4: Grill or Other Cooking Appliance
"But honey . . . cooking is your job."
-Ryan
Gift 1: Power Tool
"Thanks, hon . . . a pneumtic hole puncher. Finally I can get those . . .uh . . .holes punched . . ."
Gift 2: Sports Related
"Alright, Bruins tickets. Being a male, I would enjoy this kind of brainless thing. Perhaps you would like a new apron or a typewriter so you can bone up on your secretarial skills?"
Gift 3: Car Parts of Car Accessories
"Window scraper. Good. I mean, we've already got, like, three, but you can never have too many car-related things, right? By the way, for my birthday, I'd like a hood ornament from a 71 LeBaron. No cake, no romance, just that little, metal hood ornament."
Gift 4: Grill or Other Cooking Appliance
"But honey . . . cooking is your job."
-Ryan