How do you feel?
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were
sitting on a bench
> >under
> > > a tree when one turns to the other and says, "Slim,
I'm 75 years old
now
> >and
> > > I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about
my age. How do
you
> > > feel?"
> > >
> > > Slim says, "Hell, I feel just like a newborn baby."
> > >
> > > "Really? Like a baby?"
> > >
> > > "Yep. No hair, no teeth and I think I just crapped my
pants."
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were
sitting on a bench
> >under
> > > a tree when one turns to the other and says, "Slim,
I'm 75 years old
now
> >and
> > > I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about
my age. How do
you
> > > feel?"
> > >
> > > Slim says, "Hell, I feel just like a newborn baby."
> > >
> > > "Really? Like a baby?"
> > >
> > > "Yep. No hair, no teeth and I think I just crapped my
pants."
