House Rules for my Human
1. Keep to your own, very small, part of the bed.
2. Keep my chair warm while i'm out playing.
3. Make sure my best loved 'Tom and Jerry' is always on the television.
4. Do not get irritated when I put my paw in your mouth to stop you snoring.
5. Be attentive to my every need twenty-four hours a day.
6. Accept my little presents of dead mice gratefully.
7. Reward my kindness by buying salmon regularly.
8. Never wake me - except for dinner.
9. Avoid all movement in bed so as not to disturb me.
10. Above all accept that there can only be one boss in the house - Me.
This is from a book I received for Christmas called 'Utterly Adorable Cats' (A Helen Exley Giftbook)
I thought it was fun, so decided to share it with you all!!
1. Keep to your own, very small, part of the bed.
2. Keep my chair warm while i'm out playing.
3. Make sure my best loved 'Tom and Jerry' is always on the television.
4. Do not get irritated when I put my paw in your mouth to stop you snoring.
5. Be attentive to my every need twenty-four hours a day.
6. Accept my little presents of dead mice gratefully.
7. Reward my kindness by buying salmon regularly.
8. Never wake me - except for dinner.
9. Avoid all movement in bed so as not to disturb me.
10. Above all accept that there can only be one boss in the house - Me.
This is from a book I received for Christmas called 'Utterly Adorable Cats' (A Helen Exley Giftbook)
I thought it was fun, so decided to share it with you all!!