LOL! And then she'd lie to the insurers!I was wondering how someone like Martha Stewart would handle this. She has cats, dogs, and horses, so it's possible this could happen to her. I think she'd begin by setting fire to her house.
It's not a bad idea: if the house is gone, you never have to vacuum it.
I'm considering doing it. I can see the six of us living happily in a van down by the Charles River, which I could just hose down, inside and out, every day. We could camp, live on takeout, and take refreshing baths in the Charles before it freezes over. If we use river water, it would probably kill the ringworm, although we might get typhoid instead.
At least with typhoid, nobody makes you DUST