Just HAD to post this.... sooo funny!!
THE GIRL'S PRAYER:
>
> OUR CASH
> WHICH ART ON PLASTIC
> HALLOWED BE THY NAME
> THY CARTIER WATCH
> THY PRADA BAG
> IN HARRODS
> AS IT IS IN SELFRIDGES
> GIVE US EACH DAY OUR PLATINUM VISA
> AND FORGIVE US OUR OVERDRAFT
> AS WE FORGIVE THOSE THAT STOP US SPENDING
> AND LEAD US NOT UNTO MARKET STALLS
> BUT DELIVER US UNTO LOUIS VUITTON
> FOR THINE IS THE GUCCI
> THE DIOR AND THE ARMANI
> FOR CHANEL No.5 AND ETERNITY
> AMEX.
>
>
> THE BOY'S PRAYER:
>
> OUR BEER
> WHICH COMETH IN BOTTLES
> HALLOWED BE THY ALE
> THY WILL BE DRUNK
> I WILL BE DRUNK
> AT HOME AS WE ARE IN THE PUB
> GIVE US EACH DAY OUR DAILY BEVERAGE
> AND FORGIVE US OUR SPILLAGES
> AS WE FORGIVE THOSE WHO SPILLEST AGAINST US
> AND LEAD US NOT INTO POOFY WINEBARS
> OR DETRACT US FROM REAL ALE
> FOR MINE IS THE BITTER
> THE TOTTY AND THE FOOTY
> FOREVER AND EVER
> BARMEN !
THE GIRL'S PRAYER:
>
> OUR CASH
> WHICH ART ON PLASTIC
> HALLOWED BE THY NAME
> THY CARTIER WATCH
> THY PRADA BAG
> IN HARRODS
> AS IT IS IN SELFRIDGES
> GIVE US EACH DAY OUR PLATINUM VISA
> AND FORGIVE US OUR OVERDRAFT
> AS WE FORGIVE THOSE THAT STOP US SPENDING
> AND LEAD US NOT UNTO MARKET STALLS
> BUT DELIVER US UNTO LOUIS VUITTON
> FOR THINE IS THE GUCCI
> THE DIOR AND THE ARMANI
> FOR CHANEL No.5 AND ETERNITY
> AMEX.
>
>
> THE BOY'S PRAYER:
>
> OUR BEER
> WHICH COMETH IN BOTTLES
> HALLOWED BE THY ALE
> THY WILL BE DRUNK
> I WILL BE DRUNK
> AT HOME AS WE ARE IN THE PUB
> GIVE US EACH DAY OUR DAILY BEVERAGE
> AND FORGIVE US OUR SPILLAGES
> AS WE FORGIVE THOSE WHO SPILLEST AGAINST US
> AND LEAD US NOT INTO POOFY WINEBARS
> OR DETRACT US FROM REAL ALE
> FOR MINE IS THE BITTER
> THE TOTTY AND THE FOOTY
> FOREVER AND EVER
> BARMEN !