He said: I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said: You wear briefs, don't you?
He said: Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?
She said: No honey... I would love you no matter WHO left you the money.
He said: Since I fist set eyes on you I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way.
She said: well... you succeeded.
He said: You have a flat chest and need to shave your legs... have you ever been mistaken for a man?
She said: No.... have you?
He said: Why do you women always try to impress us with your looks and not with your brains?
She said: Because there is a bigger chance that a man is a moron than he is blind.
He said: What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said: turn sideways and look in the mirror.
He said: Let's go out tonight and have some fun.
She said: OK... but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.
He said: Fancy a quickie?
She said: As opposed to what?
He said: Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said: I would... but you're never there!
She said: You wear briefs, don't you?
He said: Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?
She said: No honey... I would love you no matter WHO left you the money.
He said: Since I fist set eyes on you I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way.
She said: well... you succeeded.
He said: You have a flat chest and need to shave your legs... have you ever been mistaken for a man?
She said: No.... have you?
He said: Why do you women always try to impress us with your looks and not with your brains?
She said: Because there is a bigger chance that a man is a moron than he is blind.
He said: What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said: turn sideways and look in the mirror.
He said: Let's go out tonight and have some fun.
She said: OK... but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.
He said: Fancy a quickie?
She said: As opposed to what?
He said: Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said: I would... but you're never there!