Has your cat ever given you a black eye?

[krazy kat2]

I reached down to pick up a dropped can of cat food, and when I came back up, I hit my head on the corner of the cabinet and knocked myself out.
When I got my eyebrow pierced the first time, I have 2 right beside each other, one of the cats grabbed the ring and pulled it. I ended up with a purple eyelid and underneath my eye. It didn't swell up, fortunately.

 

[satai]

Originally Posted by jcat

IME, kids often don't tell you what they should tell you.

I got my days mixed up once, and taught a class for a full 90 minutes. After class, they told me that Mr. W. normally taught those lessons/periods. I'd wondered why he'd opened the door, stuck his head in, and said "Oh!". He thought he'd mixed up his days, and looked around till he found a class without a teacher, and that, i.e., "my", class never said boo, either.

I still giggle about that.

Oh my! That's awesome.

Once, as a freshman, I walked into my history class (which was in a science lab for some reason, thank you, UL), promptly took my seat, and started getting ready for class.

Somehow I missed the fact that I was in the wrong class with the wrong students studying the wrong subject until the lecturer came in.

I was a bit uncertain then, thinking, maybe guest lecture.

Nope.

I felt SO stupid getting up and excusing myself with an "I'm sorry, I'm in the wrong class," to which the lecturer blithely remarked aloud, "oh, I knew you couldn't have been one of mine, they never sit in the front row."

Er, what did you think I was?